DUmmie FUnnies 12-26-04 ("KERRY PREPARING GROUNDS TO UNCONCEDE--Thread 2")

DUmmie Funnies ^ | December 26, 2004 | Dummies and PJ-Comix

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[AZamericonnie]

They still believe there's a chance for sKerry? Good Lord what are they gonna do after the inauguration?

[KoRn]

LOL Just responding to one of the DUmmies.

I would love for a civil war to break out. We would hand their DUmb asses to them before halftime!

[Charles Henrickson]

Have a Jovial, Jovian, Rovian Storm!

[Doctor Raoul]

Notice the liberal is willing to kill in the name of his God. That makes him a fundies according to his DU buddies.

[Darkwolf377]

"Sometimes I think a civil war is the only choice we have to regain our once great nation. It would be too easy to kick these Fundies and Freeptards butts. Seriously. I do believe we (Dems, Repuketards against Bush, and Independents) outnumber them."

That one belongs in the Armchair Warrior Hall of Fame

And if you outnumber "them", why didn't Kerry win the popular vote?

[Poser]

These guys just get DUmber and DUmber.

[weegee]

Blue counties get their color from DUmmies holding their breath until things go their way.

[Darkwolf377]

"Kerry is and always has been ready and willing to fight the good fight, but he is also very careful to make sure he has all his ducks in a row before he jumps into the fray."

Uh, so he MEANT to lose Ohio? It's all part of his grand plan?

Wouldn't a smarter man pour jsut some of that $15 million into OH and win?

[Poser]

This Civil War thing is so funny. The DUmmies are unarmed. Do they plan to get help from the French?

(I made a funny)

[Welsh Rabbit]

Sometimes I think a civil war is the only choice we have to regain our once great nation. It would be too easy to kick these Fundies and Freeptards butts.

LOL! I'm shaking with fright! Anyways, DUmmie, you wouldn't be fighting me, but more likely the National Guard, and they know how to deal with your types in Ohio...

[ReeWalker]

Sometimes I think a civil war is the only choice we have to regain our once great nation. It would be too easy to kick these Fundies and Freeptards butts. Seriously. I do believe we (Dems, Repuketards against Bush, and Independents) outnumber them.
And if you outnumber "them", why didn't Kerry win the popular vote?

And aren't we the ones with all the guns???

[Dashing Dasher]

He never stopped fighting.
Don't mistake silence for inactivity.
Kerry's a warrior,

Dang...that's priceless!
Kerry = Warrior.....

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[weegee]

I'd love for a civil war to break out. It would give law enforcement and the US military the power to mow down these seditious traitors with all the firepower they have.

The "new Union" would be Bush Country. The "new Confederates" would be the leftist radicals largely concentrated in urban areas.

It is against the law to fire upon a law enforcement officer or to take up arms against this nation.

Let them fire the first shot and then take them down. Enough of this commie radicalism. Conservatives wouldn't even need to fire a shot (unless we want to enlist and do it by the book).

[stands2reason]

Wow. Kerry's a fricken genius. His timing is perfect. Just as it was last week when the DUmmies thought he was going to do something. And the week before. And the week before....

[stands2reason]

And if they're so popular, why are the bluest states the ones losing population, and the reddest gaining?

[Dashing Dasher]

I think they are planning to throw their lattes at the enemy.

[KoRn]

LOL true, we would drive them into the North Pole.

More matter for the fossil fuels to grow. It would help our oil drilling up there in the future.

[Darkwolf377]

"And aren't we the ones with all the guns???"

They're gonna take Toni Morrison's advice on our invasion of Afghanistan and fight us...WITH LOVE!!!!!!!

Or maybe go the Butter Not Bombs route--and drop Land O' Lakes (unsalted, of course, don't wanna cause high blood pressure) from their environmentally-safe hang gliders.