DUmmie FUnnies 12-09-04 ("Blood-boiling ANGRY!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 9, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[cripplecreek]

Some days I can only muster mild pity for the DUmmies. You better dump some sugar into the ole ant farm PJ.

[MikefromOhio]

LOL

I wish I had thought of that one!!!!

It was probably another DUmmie mailing it so that this dmac person would get enraged. Maybe the DUmmies are eating their own a little bit heh heh heh....

I love speculative sarcasm in the late afternoon/early evening...

[LibSnubber]

"But what a waste of postage, just to piss you off."

Oh, I don't know about that... I think the cost of 37 cents to pee off a DUmmie is a BARGAIN!

[Flux Capacitor]

----Instead of "may the best man win" the theme should have been "the best thief will win".----

Actually, the theme (for the 54th consecutive time) is, "the man who wins a majority of the Electoral College -- which you guys have shot yourself in the foot over by alienating huge swaths of the country that are growing a lot faster than the shrinking Northeast which just ain't enough to put you guys over the top and oh by the way our guy won A MAJORITY OF THE POPULAR VOTE TOO which everybody's favorite impeached hillbilly sack-a'-crap from the 90's never managed to pull off and that just kills you doesn't it you slack-jawed suicidal jackasses who have been whipped for the umpteenth time by the guy YOU think is a dumbass and are movin' awfully slow on these threats to either leave the country or kill yourself and really we'd much rather you do the latter and get the hell out of our gene pool -- will win."

-Dan

[NRA1995]

"people are morans"

OK what's a moran?

[Woodstock]

Thanks for the giggle!

[dansangel]

[We have the private profiles (and addresses) of ALL the DUmmies thanx to DEEEEEP infiltration of DUmmieland.]

No.....No! Never divulge our secrets to the other side!

;-)

[NRA1995]

"focus your anger on removing the repugs"

//emperor palpatine on// use your aggressive feelings, boy....i feel the hate....swelling within youuuu...//emperor palpatine off

[Richard Kimball]

well, people are morans. Don't let it get to you.

Irony?

I also noted someone suggested calling the police and having them stake out the house, and the fear the poster had about someone finding out about political contributions. Don't these people know that sending mail is legal? Have the police stake out your house because someone sent you a joke letter you didn't like? If these people weren't out of power, they'd be scary. Don't they also know that all their political contributions are public record, and can be looked up on the net in about three minutes?

[Ditter]

This is a great one PJ. What a hilarious trick to play on a dim. Some one close to this person did this. They will probably figure out who.

[tnlibertarian]

Take it to the cops....it's evidence.

Evidence of what, you moron? Someone having a unique sense of humor? I love hearing them whine. "Someone made fun of us. Send the bad man to jail!"

[wysiwyg]

Take it to the cops....it's evidence.

Evidence? Of what? Don't the DUmmies know that campaign contributions are public information? Oh, wait. I guess I'm crediting them with too much intelligence.

[linn37]

Thats what I think it is too. Some person that knows this democrat and wanted to P___ them off. To funny.

[prairiebreeze]

Sounds like the freepers are sending mail How did they find you?

[Karl Rove has shared with all freepers his secret technology and methods of peering through computer screens to glean personal information. We know who you are. We know where you live. We know how much you give. You can't hide. Thanks Karl.]

[horizondb]

OOO, That will leave a mark!
Want a bandaid?

[Freepdonia]

focus your anger on removing the repugs. we all know they are liars, evil, crass, lack in morality, hypocrites, ...shall I go on.

Oh, like we could really stop you anyway, DUmmie.

[Ex-Dem]

Lol! Check out this post from last night's DUmmies FUnnies Edition:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1297407/posts#48

Hmmm...I wonder ;)...

[speed_addiction]

I had so much fun posting on DU getting to 2000 posts as Marvelous Smarty. It was so easy to get them all lathered up. All I had to do was start a thread with, "OMG! I Can't Believe What My Freeper Coworker Just Did!" Then write a little story about some vile republican kicking my poodle after being left speechless by my points about John Kerry. Something like that was garanteed at least 100 responses. Sometime I wish I had not outed myself after the election.