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The Oris Party
The Oris Party Platform | 12-2-04 | wwalk841

Posted on 12/02/2004 1:15:52 PM PST by wwalk841

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To: wwalk841

Hmm... maybe, but does the Bible say anything against bribing *ME*?

Besides, it's not really a "bribe"... it's payment for questionable services rendered... there's a big difference there.


61 posted on 12/02/2004 1:52:48 PM PST by MWS
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To: MWS
I don't switch parties for free, you know...

Typical... instead of lofty ideals, you'd wipe out the party coffers for the price of a cheeseburger value meal.

62 posted on 12/02/2004 1:54:28 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: MWS

Not really, you are saying you'll join the party if you got something.


63 posted on 12/02/2004 1:55:39 PM PST by wwalk841
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Hey, I resent that.

It takes at least a double-cheeseburger value meal to buy me off. With a large coke.


64 posted on 12/02/2004 1:55:45 PM PST by MWS
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To: wwalk841

What is the link to the Oris Party..


65 posted on 12/02/2004 1:56:23 PM PST by KevinDavis (Let the meek inherit the Earth, the rest of us will explore the stars!)
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To: wwalk841

Nooo... that's not a bribe. Trust me. You trust me right?

How can I be in your party if you don't trust me? I need to be where I'm trusted.


66 posted on 12/02/2004 1:56:41 PM PST by MWS
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To: wwalk841

So long as it's not contagious!


67 posted on 12/02/2004 1:56:57 PM PST by headsonpikes (Another five-fingered Canadian... ;^))
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To: MWS

Opportuinsta!

You want fries with that?


68 posted on 12/02/2004 1:57:15 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: Darksheare; Zavien Doombringer

You have to come to this thread.


69 posted on 12/02/2004 1:57:49 PM PST by MWS
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To: KevinDavis

There isn't one yet, why?


70 posted on 12/02/2004 1:57:52 PM PST by wwalk841
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To: wwalk841

Where's the party?


71 posted on 12/02/2004 1:58:46 PM PST by REDWOOD99
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Of course. What type of operation are you running here where you have to ask me if I want fries with the value meal?

Fries are the whole POINT of the value meal.

I need to speak to your manager.


72 posted on 12/02/2004 1:59:40 PM PST by MWS
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To: MWS

I am here, and am beginning sensor sweep.


73 posted on 12/02/2004 1:59:54 PM PST by Darksheare (I have friends, and I have co-conspirators.)
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To: wwalk841

Is there going to be any beer at this party?


74 posted on 12/02/2004 2:00:02 PM PST by MWS
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To: MWS
I need to speak to your manager.

No habla engles.

75 posted on 12/02/2004 2:01:16 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: wwalk841

????

:The National Zot Party
Manofinsufficientfaithtostoplightning.


Posted on 11/24/2004 1:20:42 PM EST by Manoffaith


You are looking at the beginning of this great country's, next great political party. We are a party concerned with the moral and ethical decline of the United States of America. Our mission will be to restore traditional American values, something that neither party is doing right now. Although members of the Republican Party have started our mission, other members of the party are holding back our movement with their lack of faith. We will usher in a golden era for America and it starts with you. It will be hard work but by 2008, a member of the National Faith Party will be in the White House. By the grace of our almighty savor, we will become an unstoppable force. So my fellow Christians, welcome, to our new base of operations.


76 posted on 12/02/2004 2:01:50 PM PST by Darksheare (I have friends, and I have co-conspirators.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

"Te yamo Hamanaren Lopez La Pesado!" -Lopez the Heavy from Red Vs Blue.


77 posted on 12/02/2004 2:04:15 PM PST by Darksheare (I have friends, and I have co-conspirators.)
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To: wwalk841

What is the party position on precious bodily fluids?

78 posted on 12/02/2004 2:04:24 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: Darksheare

Cerveza! Cerveza!


79 posted on 12/02/2004 2:05:22 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim (I'm here because I'm not all there.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim; wwalk841

Crud. Isn't that always my luck.

wwalk841, what is the Oris Party's stance on unruly fast food workers that won't speak English?


80 posted on 12/02/2004 2:07:15 PM PST by MWS
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