DUmmie FUnnies 12-01-04 PM Edition ("How are you coping?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 1, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Wonderama]

marauding bands of gay, atheistic abortionists????

This sounds like a rock band.

[Tribune7]

I'm a bad person. That post had me in stitches.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Is it my imagination, or are ALL the DUmmies certifiably mentally ill? It seems like everyone on that site is in therapy and/or taking antidepressants.

Let's do a poll among FReepers. How many of you are depressed? Anyone? Anyone?

[Chesterbelloc]

I go from about 8 am to about 3 am most nights trying to find information

I sure hope that guy meant 8 pm to 3 am - even though that is real bad too.

[PJ-Comix]

The beaver is sort of my alter ego even though I don't smoke cigars.

[Cold Heat]

There was a time when we hospitalized people like this. Now they run free and vote.

Oh Well!

[PJ-Comix]

What was with the DUmmie who was nearly 50 and only just now discovering that he is autistic?

[Auntie Mame]

I can't believe myself. This was riveting.

My favorite line: "I can't get a gun because I'm considered a suicide risk."

Whoever said liberalism was a mental illness wasn't kidding.

[Cold Heat]

How many of you are depressed? Anyone? Anyone?

I must be.....I have not gloated in nearly 24hrs.

Heh,heh,heh.

[shezza]

Start with this collection of DUmmie FUnnies and enjoy many, many hours of mirth and merriment.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I dunno. My 11-year-old son really IS autistic, and he has far more sense than any of the DUmmies.

I couldn't help laughing at the stupidity of someone packing up ALL their belongings into a moving van and waiting for the loan to go through on a house. Hasn't the idiot ever heard of a closing date? Processing time? The moron probably KNEW there were problems with his credit and that the loan would be sticky, but yet he parks everything in a Ryder in front of his house anyway?

As the esteemed philosopher, B. Bunny once said: "What a maroon."

[Not A Snowbird]

The town I live in is full of Bush lovers and fundy nutjobs.

And just what, may I ask, is a "fundy nutjob"?

Nice graphics, PJ!

[Not A Snowbird]

After next week my therapist is switching insurance companies and I won't be able to see her any more.

Probably to get away from you, sister.

[Choose Ye This Day]

24 hours without gloating? Nurse! 500 mg of Effexor! Stat!

[Carling]

I do have a pro.....who I see every two weeks, and all we talk about is this. She always tells me how much better informed she is after I leave. I usually bring some type of literature to leave in the waiting room, or for her to share with her compadres. For me, so much raw emotion is involved and encompasses everything.

This shrink should have their license stripped away. Either that, or he/she is short on money and wants to ensure the repeated business of at least one DUfus.

[Ditter]

You have out done yourself tonight PJ. This is the best one yet!

[Sloth]

In therapy here. Luckily, both of my counselors "get it." Although one of them thinks everything will be peachy keen when Hillary runs in 2008. :| The other counselor is buying more guns because "Bush is a f*cking lunatic" and it's "getting really scary out there." He and I think alike, but I can't get a gun because I'm considered a suicide risk.

ROTFLOL... Oh, come on now, really, which one of you guys is over there posting this stuff? It's a scream!

[par4]

Do I sense a pattern here? All of these people's therapists agree with them? Do you think that maybe they would agree with them no matter what?

Nah, nevermind.....

[TruthWillWin]

If I hadn't spent time reading at the DU myself I would have thought you made this stuff up.

[Darksheare]

It fits in context of the DUmmie Funnies and the 'scream' image.
It just fits so well.