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DUmmie FUnnies Election Edition #1 ("The American people disappoint the sh*t out of me")
Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons
| November 2, 2004
| DUmmies and PJ-Comix
Posted on 11/02/2004 8:18:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: pharmamom
***Let's give 'em a case of Schlitz ****
How bout Busch instead?
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posted on
11/02/2004 11:05:15 AM PST
by
homemom
To: PJ-Comix
Well you better add me to your ping list, if you would be so kind. I usually do a search for DUmmie FUnnies every night, but if you're going to have special editions all day, I don't want to miss a single one! So please, add me to the ping list.
62
posted on
11/02/2004 11:17:48 AM PST
by
shezza
(We will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail.)
To: PJ-Comix
I went over to DUh last night. It seemed like forced gaiety to me. I was feeling poorly (just tired) so I wasn't up to being there. Thanks for the (((((ping))))).
63
posted on
11/02/2004 11:39:18 AM PST
by
Ditter
To: pharmamom
I'll let you be MC. I'll say prayers before the roast and really set them off! BTW, not a vegan--do eat dairy and fish (anything that is not tortured before it is killed, so would eat hunted animals as well, just not slaughterhouse animals (bad karma)). Do mortally wounded clams on a half shell count?
64
posted on
11/02/2004 12:10:35 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: PJ-Comix
Your series has tickled the hell out of me!
But let me tell you son...I know the real reason you have "Shall We Gather By The River' looping through your head. It's the old serpentine part of the brain remembering the bank scene in "The Wild Bunch". Admit it. That slow-mo wide-screen activates the archetypal berserker in us.
And consider that the DUmmies will be counting "little silver rings" on the 3rd. Warms the cockles of my heart, it does.
65
posted on
11/02/2004 12:52:33 PM PST
by
Covenantor
(CBS Counterfeit But Sincere)
To: PJ-Comix
The DU are the most negative, nihilistic, group of whiners I've ever heard of. The country always goes for the "sunnier" candidate. Who wants people with this kind of pessimistic life vision anywhere near the seat of power. The Paxil dosage might need to be adjusted..
66
posted on
11/02/2004 1:26:17 PM PST
by
Wonderama
("America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy"....John Updike)
To: PJ-Comix
Depends on how they received their mortal wounds. If you open them up and stick them with pins for an hour, then no, those are tortured. If you just toss them in boiling water, then sure! Had oysters on the half just this past Friday...with lots of horseradish! Mouth is watering just thinking about it!
67
posted on
11/02/2004 1:45:31 PM PST
by
pharmamom
(So sue me!)
To: pharmamom
You should go the the Emerald Coast Buffet on weekends here in South Florida. An INCREDIBLE seafood spread including oysters on the half shell. I ate so many stone crab claws there I got sick of them. First time that ever happened.
68
posted on
11/02/2004 2:16:53 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: Petronski
I keep thinking about the rage I feel every time I see him on my television. I keep thinking about the revulsion I feel every time he opens his stupid monkey mouth.
I keep thinking about how he spit in my face, and in the face of all my people, each and every ******* day.
Yep, that's how I feel when I think of Kerry...
To: Petronski
I've got to add this, a post by DUmbass Catwoman (once, twice, three times a lady): I'm crying right now I keep thinking about the past four years, and how Bush stole Election 2000. I keep thinking about the rage I feel every time I see him on my television. I keep thinking about the revulsion I feel every time he opens his stupid monkey mouth. I keep thinking about how he spit in my face, and in the face of all my people, each and every f**king day. I keep thinking about all of those poor people in Iraq who have been murdered by this monstrous asshole. I'm trying not to watch the news. I don't even know if I will watch the returns. I just know that I am overcome with so many emotions right now. Bush is a f**king monster. A cancer. A dangerous murdering idiot. And he has GOT to go. I keep thinking when will this poor soul just give in to the depression and end it all? Perhaps rather than giving them antidepressants, we should just let nature take it's course?
I know, not very Christian of me, but how many of these people are Christian anyway? Let them whine to their tree - god.
70
posted on
11/02/2004 4:19:03 PM PST
by
Laurita
(There are no boys, girls or baby goats in the US military.)
To: PJ-Comix
Whichever way this thing turns out, DU will remain a source of immense humor for years to come. They're so, so, so earnest. I'll pop over there later tonight to reveal my current character is really deeply "pro-Bush"! A last minute change of heart. DU, the gift that keeps on giving.
71
posted on
11/02/2004 6:02:26 PM PST
by
daguberment
("Kin I git me a huntin license he'a?")
To: PJ-Comix; All
Hey, thanks alot, PJ-Comix. I get SUCH a kick out of your daily dummie posts - you don't need to ping me - I search YOU out!
72
posted on
11/02/2004 6:20:19 PM PST
by
JLO
To: PJ-Comix
You have talent, that is for sure.
Add me to the DU Funnies ping list, please.
To: moonpie57
PJ...I think I have fallen in love with you...are you married??... No. So (following a careful review of your net worth) let our honeymoon BEGIN!!!
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posted on
11/03/2004 5:32:28 AM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
To: DYngbld
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posted on
11/16/2004 6:25:54 AM PST
by
wasp69
(Hey, DUmmies! Can ya feel it? Does it hurt?)
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