DUmmie FUnnies Election Edition #1 ("The American people disappoint the sh*t out of me")

Various DUmmies and Assorted MOrons | November 2, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

And now I can't get that tune of "Shall We Gather At The River" out of my head. However, I do find that sound very comforting so I guess I'll adopt it as an Election Day theme tune. If you want to read the MANY DUmmie FUnnies special election editions that will continue throughout the day and serenade the DUmmies with "Shall We Gather At The River," please ask to be placed on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

Special Election Day.....PING!!!

[CzarNicky]

[Yeah, Cleland should have won but got knocked out by that silly little technicality of not having a majority of the vote.]

Best line ever. They never seem to figure out this little point for some reason.

[Heff]

Bad title...

"The American people disappoint the sh*t out of me"

it should say "The American People disappoint the Kerry out of me"

[Ex-Dem]

Funny, the song I had in mind was "Cry Me a River" :).

Thanks for taking the time to do this today. Appreciate the entertainment.

[sinkspur]

Thanks for the frivolity from DU.

You go there so we won't have to.

[cardinal4]

I just got an IM from a lib friend who asked if I heard of the GOP thugs prevented the handicapped and the elderly from voting! I said, "listen to yourself! You dont really believe that, do you?" Pause, then, "No....."

[elmore]

This is really funny guys!

[FloridaEagle]

Please PING. Great sense of humor!

[stylin_geek]

I'm sorry, but election day has too often in my life been one of intense frustration over the profound idiocy of the American people.

Nope, nothing elitist about that statement.

[rdl6989]

PJ, once again you have made my day.

[NeoCaveman]

Reminds me of this old joke:

On Sunday the preacher was giving a particulary stern sermon on temperance. He was almost yelling saying "we're going to take that beer and dump it in the river." Then he said we'll take all the wine and dump it in the river. Then he screamed we'll take all the whisky and dump it in the river". At the end of the sermon he led his congregation in that great old hymn "Shall we gather at the river"

[UsnDadof8]

Not yet. You think that will help?

Buwhahahahah that is awesome ! LOL

[xsmommy]

this is great!!!

[claudiustg]

Late today I plan to go laugh at them and pour salt on their wounds. No mercy for the DU Dummies!

[Not A Snowbird]

Q: Did you vote yet?
A: Not yet. You think that will help?

Bwahahahahahaha!

They CANNOT be this stupid! Oh, wait.... yes, they can.

Bwahahahahahaha!

[MHT]

Notice how these people (a) talk about the stupidity of others, who, by the way, are their fellow Americans and participants in plain-old fashioned democracy; and, (b) talk about how much smarter they are than everybody else.

Kerry's language always included talk of his ability to fight a "smarter" war. He's an arrogant elitist who has a "plan" that he doesn't have to share with us because, after all, he is "smart" and we are "stupid".

This post has given me confidence today because average Americans don't like being made to feel stupid, especially by people who want something from them like a vote, their money, and their lives. The Dems will continue to lose elections unless they get it into their heads that making themselves superior by virtue of their perceived intelligence is a no-win attitude.

The secret is that the Dims are too dumb to figure that out!

[Tijeras_Slim]

Whenever I hear "Shall We Gather at the River", I remember the mass hanging scene in "Hang 'em High". LOL!

[Not A Snowbird]

Add me, please! Thank you!

It's pouring in Seattle. I think the "river" is gathering around me.

[NeoCaveman]

It's pouring in Seattle. I think the "river" is gathering around me.

Fantastic news!!! Go Nethercutt and Rossi