VANITY: The "Truth" about JimRob and Free Republic according to BADJOE

LibertyPost.org | 10/10/03 | BADJOE (Slightly revised by JimRob)

[Melas]

This is because you can ride motorcycles in the HOV lane, isn't it?

[Junior]

Or that Swiss Miss trollop plying us with her good looks and hot cocoa...

[Junior]

But you can't without a helmet. And since all motorcycle helmets in the U.S. must be FEDGOV (a wholly-owned subsidiary of Switzerland) approved, who knows what nefarious mind-control devices have been placed within!!!

[Jim Robinson]

Aboard my ship, treated our Marines very good. Must've been why we sailors were so rowdy in Hong Kong.

[MEG33]

Now you are really scaring me..the helmets.It fits.

[Willie Green]

Ever heard of Swiss Family Robinson?
Connect the dots....

If I recall correctly, they devised elaborate technology to help them defend their treehouse, including a contraption that let loose a hail of arrows.

My friends and I laughed like crazy when one of the pirates got ZOT! in the butt with one of the arrows.

Of course, we were only 8 or 9 years old when the movie came out, so my memory might be a little fuzzy on that one.

[VadeRetro]

And of course there's that irritating song

I MISS .. my SWISS!
My Swiss miss misses me ...

A country which even inadvertently by inspiration gave the world that thing has to be evil!

[Doctor Stochastic]

The primary difference between Film Noir and Grand Opera is that in Film Noir, when a character is stabbed, he (or she) dies, in Grand Opera, he (or she) sings.

[Junior]

Uh oh... You're one of THEM!!!*

*This is in no way connected to THEM! (note the single exclamation point), a species of three-meter long ants that terrorized New Mexico and Los Angeles in 1954, which by the way, was the same year Godzilla first attacked Tokyo. Coincidence? I think not, as both monsters were the result of atomic testing.

[Jim Robinson]

By the way, we had a few drinks with some English sailors in a bar in Hong Kong. Couldn't understand a word they were saying. Had to have the HK b-girls interpret for us.

[Doctor Stochastic]

Looks like a character from "The Hobbits Do Alexander Nevsky."

[js1138]

Helmet wearers=pod people?

[VadeRetro]

People sing (sometimes like canaries) in film noir too, though!

[f.Christian]

If sailors - Americans aren't fighting and grumbling ... we aren't free - Americans --- long and healthy live us all !

Kicking and fighting --- the FR !

And woe to our enemies who think we are weak and disunited !

This country wasn' t founded and preserved by wusses - liberals !

[Doctor Stochastic]

Are you claiming the Placido Domingo is a stoolie? If paid enough, he'll sing?

[MEG33]

This is so exciting.I feel like I am part of something HUGH!Pod people..AHA!

[Jim Robinson]

Amen. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.

[VadeRetro]

Are you claiming the Placido Domingo is a stoolie? If paid enough, he'll sing?

Placid Sunday knows too much, but Pavarotti is the big man.

[js1138]

Switzerland gave us William Tell, the very first literary anti-government rebel. If we have forgotten that, it's because there's a vast conspiracy suppressing the collective memory.

Time for more tinfoil.

[Junior]

Fear not.  To keep the nefarious motorcycle helmet mind-control devices from influencing your thoughts or polluting your precious bodily fluids, you might try: