Delivery Man Allegedly Spotted Naked, Fondling Self With Food Containers

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[Sparta]

LOL!!!!

[Cathryn Crawford]

Isn't this banal? This is FR at its best. Talking about barf sandwiches. Oh, lovely.

[Sparta]

Conversations like ours are the reason why FR is the number one news forum on the web.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Don't I know it. This is it, folks - this is FR at its finest! This is the epitome of great conversation! All hail CC and Sparta!

[Sparta]

Don't I know it. This is it, folks - this is FR at its finest! This is the epitome of great conversation! All hail CC and Sparta!

We have truly set FR history tonight folks.

[Cathryn Crawford]

We have truly set FR history tonight folks.

Isn't there a prize for us?

[Sparta]

Isn't there a prize for us?

A pat on the back (or a smack on the back of the head) and "Good Job!!!".

[Cathryn Crawford]

Isn't there, like, a gold medal or something?

[Sparta]

Nah. Just a lifetime supply of tin foil and the adoration of FReepers everywhere.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Tin foil? I could make us a little hat or something out of it.

[Sparta]

I could make us a little hat or something out of it.

You mean something like this.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Yea, but without the dog.

Speaking of which, dogs eat their own vomit.

[Sparta]

Speaking of which, dogs eat their own vomit.

Oops. I should've known that. (nine dogs at home)

[Cathryn Crawford]

nine dogs at home

A lot of vomit?

[Sparta]

A lot of vomit?

Among other things.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Crap? Urine?

[Sparta]

Among other things

[Cathryn Crawford]

I can't think of anything else. Blood?

[Sparta]

Fur. They shed a lot.

[Cathryn Crawford]

Oh! Fur! That's good.

I bet you have to vaccum a lot, don't you? I guess you could just have a fur carpet.