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God has a sense of humor: Man has heart attack and dies while trying to bury his girlfriend that he just strangled
Law Enforcement Today ^ | May 14, 2022 | Lauren E. Forcucci, Ph.D.

Posted on 05/15/2022 3:42:38 AM PDT by nickcarraway

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1 posted on 05/15/2022 3:42:38 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

A frickin’ dark sense of humor.


2 posted on 05/15/2022 3:43:16 AM PDT by dangus (I had some sympathies for some of Russia's positions... until they started a G-d-damned war.)
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To: nickcarraway

Some people have a warped sense of God.


3 posted on 05/15/2022 3:45:13 AM PDT by cranked
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To: dangus

Does this qualify as a darwin award candidate? Sure seems like it.


4 posted on 05/15/2022 3:45:15 AM PDT by joma89 (Buy weapons and ammo, folks, and have the will to use them.)
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To: joma89

Does this qualify as a darwin award candidate? Sure seems like it.


Any man in his 60’s who opts for a live in older than himself for any reason other than ensuring that pre-existing offspring will be well provided for after his demise is an automatic winner.

No killing of himself (or her) required.


5 posted on 05/15/2022 3:49:35 AM PDT by Hieronymus
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To: nickcarraway

That’s what he gets for stiffing her.


6 posted on 05/15/2022 3:50:48 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: Hieronymus

I think killing someone is worse than an imprudent choice of living arrangements.


7 posted on 05/15/2022 3:51:08 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: dangus

Just a little street justice. In a strange way, God does act as the instrument of karma. Don’t believe humor has much to do with it. Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord.


8 posted on 05/15/2022 3:54:15 AM PDT by alloysteel (There are folks running the government who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches - Will Rogers)
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To: alloysteel

My question for God: is “Why do you allow scum like Soros to live so long on earth and wreak so have evil?”

I know, I’m being like Job and questioning the ways of the Almighty...


9 posted on 05/15/2022 3:58:21 AM PDT by BiglyCommentary
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have=much


10 posted on 05/15/2022 3:58:53 AM PDT by BiglyCommentary
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To: BiglyCommentary

It’s fine to question God.

You just have to be ready to accept His answer.


11 posted on 05/15/2022 4:00:06 AM PDT by Lazamataz (My preferred pronouns are “monkey wrench” and “potato bin”.)
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To: nickcarraway
60-year-old Joseph Anthony McKinnon allegedly strangled his girlfriend to death and died of a heart attack while attempting to bury her, said police.

I'm sorry.

I'll never do it again.

I promise...because I'm DEAD.

12 posted on 05/15/2022 4:01:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (My preferred pronouns are “monkey wrench” and “potato bin”.)
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To: alloysteel

“God does act as the instrument of karma.”

I have pondered long and hard over the years on “How does God implement judgment here on Earth” and have come to the conclusion that most of the time, He simply lets the natural consequences of bad choices be the punishment. The proverbial “lightening bolt coming down and striking the evildoer” is not common.


13 posted on 05/15/2022 4:14:33 AM PDT by BiglyCommentary
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To: BiglyCommentary

And He does use government to do the punishing. (Romans 13:4):

“For he is the minister of God to thee for good. But if thou do that which is evil, be afraid; for he beareth not the sword in vain: for he is the minister of God, a revenger to execute wrath upon him that doeth evil.”


14 posted on 05/15/2022 4:18:43 AM PDT by BiglyCommentary
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To: dangus

As he sits in Hell thinking that he should have bought a backhoe.


15 posted on 05/15/2022 4:39:31 AM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: BiglyCommentary
I have pondered long and hard over the years on “How does God implement judgment here on Earth” and have come to the conclusion that most of the time, He simply lets the natural consequences of bad choices be the punishment. The proverbial “lightening bolt coming down and striking the evildoer” is not common.

It wasn't just the bad choice of murdering his girlfriend, it was also the longterm bad choice of not taking care of his health/heart on top of it. So you're right, it wasn't the proverbial lightning bolt from the sky being chucked his way.

16 posted on 05/15/2022 4:51:45 AM PDT by paltz
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To: nickcarraway; Chode; SkyDancer; Salamander; carriage_hill; Lockbox; MtnClimber; nascarnation; ...
Shocked neighbors said:

“We have no idea and that’s what we’re asking about.

At least let us know that it’s something they have in control or don’t have in control.

Do we have to make sure everything is locked up tight?

Watch our dogs or our animals?

• We got a farmer back there, too, you know, it’s scary.”

Just how stupid are these neighbors anyway ???

When did Farmers become scary ?

< /idon’tunderstand >

17 posted on 05/15/2022 5:05:01 AM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! A fraud, a hypocrite, a liar. I'm a member of parCongress !)
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That is pretty funny. 60+s living with their “girlfriends”, strangling each other and burying people in shallow graves, and the neighbors are scared of farmers.

I’d bet the farmer is scared. His neighbors are lunatics.


18 posted on 05/15/2022 5:22:41 AM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty
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To: mabarker1

Farmers own guns, primarily to ward off pests like coyotes. We all know that guns wake up in the middle of the night looking for somebody to shoot.

Unless they’re brown guns our shotguns.


19 posted on 05/15/2022 6:05:09 AM PDT by JusPasenThru (Prepare for the Rat false flag mass shooting diversion.)
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Who knows what’s buried in those “Farmers’” fields?


20 posted on 05/15/2022 6:31:08 AM PDT by Carriage Hill (A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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