Posted on 04/21/2022 1:35:31 PM PDT by algore
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Imagine if she was down there and some came to use the toilet.
"FR's favorite ancient female journalist..."
Remember the Timex "takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'" ads way back when. Think what a great ad this would make!
I’m guessing she was less concerned about the phone than something that was on it. Photos, probably.
One day, I was doing this service for Air Portugal when the hose came loose and dumped all over me.
Fortunately Hudson General had a "chemical shower" for just such an unfortunate occasion. I had to strip all my clothes off and get under that thing.
Air Portugal! Of all the airlines, it had to be Air Portugal.
Wow, this didn't affect me until I read this phrase, and then I was able to turn my momentary regurgitating repulsion into a coughing fit. /sigh
That poor lady. Â It reminds me of the snake bite victim asking his friend what the doctor said. Â The friend said "you're gonna die."
The lady should have cut her losses.
The expression may have changed a bit since I was a Boy Scout (late 60s). Back then it was “kybo”, which I have heard was a WWI acronym for Keep Your Bowels Open.
I would have just gone out and bought another phone.😫
California woman plunged head-first into a filthy vault toilet at a national forest after dropping her phone in, then falling as she tried to retrieve it.
I think I used to work with this woman.
If it was my phone, I’d throw a couple of Krugerrands in there too. I wouldn’t go in for a lousy cell phone.
Old joke
Bill was seen dropping coins into a port-a-poti.
Bill was then asked by the foreman ‘why are you dropping money in all that crap?’
Bill replied that he dropped a quarter down there accidently when he was using the toilet.
The foreman replied ‘ then why the hell are you throwing more money in there?
Bill replied ‘well, I’m going to get into all that crap for only a quarter!’
Must be a relation
In the Azores we all called it TAP.
Trans Air Portugal.
Most people don't know that Massachusetts has the largest percentage of Portuguese Americans in the nation. Â This is largely due to the New England whaling industry of the past. Â Many were from the Azores and Madeira.
You have something against Portuguese feces?
That brings to mind an incident at a yoga festival in Boulder. A woman was going to use the porta pottie when she saw something moving. It turned out to be a pervert hiding in the tank to get a look at women. I just did a search to see what happened to the creep, he was sentenced to three years.
That funny, really!
and you are a truly sick person :)
Someone comes up and sees him doing this and asks why he would even want the coat after it fell into the pit.
He replies that he doesn't want the coat. It's just that he had packed a sandwich for the day and it was in one of the pockets.
Laz ?
She probably had it tucked into a back pocket of her jeans. That has always seemed to be a bad idea to me, so I carry my phone in a case on my belt. Sure, it’s not the most stylish look, but I won’t lose my phone down a pit toilet.
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