Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409
Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]
Awwww...I'll capture some of this dry heat and send it your way, OK? ;o]
Make it stop!
:()
LOL!
No jokes today? Are you unwell?
:)
Nope, you can't get to heaven on a magic carpet--Good St. Peter wouldn't stand for it.
I wish they would get it fixed. It's almost like being in the Twilight Zo-an.
I'll need to drop off for a bit. Storms in the area, and it's my lunch time too.
Back later.
Ta...
Give me a little time. I'm thinking! I'm thinking! About the best way to get to heaven.
:0)
-good Thames, G.J.P. (Jr.)
Arrrgh!
I hate National Public Radio
Do not dub me Lost in Beijing......
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw that it was so beautiful.
Saint Peter came by; the woman said to him "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word", Saint Peter told her.
"Which word?" the woman asked.
"Love."
The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.
About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.
"I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"
"You have to spell a word", the woman told him.
"Which word?" her husband asked.
"Czechoslovakia."
If my Maggie gets there first I'm going to be in deep doo doo!
:)
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