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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: NicknamedBob

I think it's: "the precipitation is changing from ice to snow"... no, that doesn't work either. Often. (sleet to snow? just so we don't get freezing fog -- i *hate* that stuff!)


2,981 posted on 01/04/2005 2:00:18 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: bad company
We foster pound dogs and just lost one to cancer after a mighty fight. She was brought into the pound, 14 years old, claws grown into her feet, mammory tumors weighing her down, vet estimates she was bred 12 times at least, fleas/ticks all over her. We just didn't have the heart to let them put her to sleep without her at least having SOMETHING of a life. So, we had some of the more pronounced tumors removed, fixed her feet, cleaned her up, put her out back on an acre with my poms/pekes/chihuahua (she was dachie/basset hound), and gave her anything she wanted. This includes the "last ditch diet" I designed myself. It includes fudge, ice cream, steak, you name it if I eat it so did she. She lived three months in bliss.

Every night at sundown she would howl at the sunset. Eeriest thing.

Currently we are fostering a cattle dog who's coming along nicely. Vicious at first, now he chases his tail every time we come home. He's not on the "last ditch diet"....

I'm so sorry for your loss.... God's blessings....

2,982 posted on 01/04/2005 2:00:30 PM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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To: sionnsar; tuliptree76

It's very difficult to craft a phrase which cannot be deliberately misunderstood, either by stubborn teen-agers or smart-alecky would-be poets.

But I could just picture myself staring at an ice-cube, waiting for it to blossom.


2,983 posted on 01/04/2005 2:09:11 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar

LOL! I think the correct phrase is "We had rain freeze into ice earlier, but we are supposed to have a snow storm tonight." Or something to that effect. I think my neurons are firing at a slower rate today...


2,984 posted on 01/04/2005 2:12:06 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

Quote: "Neurons firing slow"

The reason is fairly obvious...you are a pod person.


2,985 posted on 01/04/2005 2:14:06 PM PST by Stag (I am the king of bad pick up lines)
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To: Stag

No comments from the podium, please.


2,986 posted on 01/04/2005 2:20:30 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: tuliptree76
Evening, two lips!
2,987 posted on 01/04/2005 2:23:14 PM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: Stag
you are a pod person.

LOL! No, I'm just an angel that doesn't get much sleep. ;-)

*notes halo and wings*

2,988 posted on 01/04/2005 2:23:44 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

Hey, can you hold this for me? It's just a pod. Go ahead, it will be ok...touch it, c'mon, it likes you...


2,989 posted on 01/04/2005 2:24:13 PM PST by Stag (I am the king of bad pick up lines)
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To: airborne

Hi airborne!


2,990 posted on 01/04/2005 2:24:34 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76; Monkey Face

I'm getting ready to go to Boy Scout meeting in 15 minutes. Did Monkeyface get moved OK?


2,991 posted on 01/04/2005 2:27:18 PM PST by airborne (Dear Lord, please be with my family in Iraq. Keep them close to You and safely in Your arms.)
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To: Stag; NicknamedBob
Hey, can you hold this for me? It's just a pod. Go ahead, it will be ok...touch it, c'mon, it likes you...

Careful, NnB! Somebody pulled that on me once with a committee. Now it's my career. *\:-(

2,992 posted on 01/04/2005 2:27:36 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: airborne

She's in transit. Expect to see her online around Friday.


2,993 posted on 01/04/2005 2:28:07 PM PST by sionnsar († trad-anglican.faithweb.com † || Iran Azadi || Gregoirovich, NYET!! www.revotewa.com)
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To: Stag; tuliptree76

Some people go for ipods, some go for blackberries. I think I would want something distinctive.

Personalized, ya know.


2,994 posted on 01/04/2005 2:28:36 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: airborne

I think she's in transit right now. She said she'd be back online Friday, hopefully.


2,995 posted on 01/04/2005 2:29:10 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: NicknamedBob

How about a dingleberry?


2,996 posted on 01/04/2005 2:30:06 PM PST by Stag (I am the king of bad pick up lines)
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To: Stag

Huckleberry?


2,997 posted on 01/04/2005 2:30:19 PM PST by Stag (I am the king of bad pick up lines)
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To: Stag

or you can go 'old school' with an Etch a Sketch


2,998 posted on 01/04/2005 2:31:01 PM PST by Stag (I am the king of bad pick up lines)
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To: Stag

Strawberry?


2,999 posted on 01/04/2005 2:31:13 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: Stag

ahh the hell with it...2


3,000 posted on 01/04/2005 2:31:15 PM PST by Stag (I am the king of bad pick up lines)
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