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I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on 12/21/2004 12:25:42 PM PST by hk409

Edited on 12/21/2004 12:54:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: Conspiracy Guy

Hmmm...kind of like a Bovine twinkie


2,861 posted on 01/04/2005 8:19:32 AM PST by Stag (I am the king of bad pick up lines)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; Stag

It's not so much lost is misaladjusted.....


:-)


2,862 posted on 01/04/2005 8:20:03 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Stag

LOL


2,863 posted on 01/04/2005 8:22:08 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: tiamat

Disnincompoopiladuated.


2,864 posted on 01/04/2005 8:24:07 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

noncompusmentus


2,865 posted on 01/04/2005 8:25:22 AM PST by Stag (I am the king of bad pick up lines)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

That too.


2,866 posted on 01/04/2005 8:28:39 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy; tiamat; Stag

Aw man, not that Latin again.


2,867 posted on 01/04/2005 8:29:16 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: bad company

I'm so sorry.
This weekend there was a Twilight Zone marathon (stay with me here). One show had a hunter and his dog who were walking the path to heaven. A man stood at the gate to let him in but said that the dog could not come.
The hunter said that he would rather not go without his dog.
As they walked further along they came to another man who welcomed both in.
The hunter knew that if the dog could not go in, there was no way it was heaven.
You and your dogs will be reunited one day, I'm sure of it!


2,868 posted on 01/04/2005 8:29:24 AM PST by netmilsmom (God send you a Blessed 2005!)
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To: NicknamedBob; Conspiracy Guy; Stag
I gave up my Latin tag-line for Lent....
2,869 posted on 01/04/2005 8:32:06 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: Stag

I am disenfrenchfried.


2,870 posted on 01/04/2005 8:32:16 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Sorry.


2,871 posted on 01/04/2005 8:34:00 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Pray for the millions of lives disrupted by tsunami.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

What's this about having no french fries?


2,872 posted on 01/04/2005 8:34:05 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: tiamat

Really?


2,873 posted on 01/04/2005 8:35:07 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW.)
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To: tiamat

No need to prepare to go to Latin America, anyway. They're all coming here.


2,874 posted on 01/04/2005 8:35:09 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: tiamat

The language is familiar to me not so well but I try translate too ewe.


2,875 posted on 01/04/2005 8:36:35 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW.)
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To: tiamat
"...no french fries?"

We'll pick up some potatoes when we send the expedition for the Guiness, and other stuff.

2,876 posted on 01/04/2005 8:37:45 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Haven't I seen that Tag line somewhere before?


2,877 posted on 01/04/2005 8:39:18 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Plenty of time for looking at the downside when you're six feet under.)
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To: Conspiracy Guy

Yes.

:-)


2,878 posted on 01/04/2005 8:40:21 AM PST by tiamat (Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: NicknamedBob

What tagline?


2,879 posted on 01/04/2005 8:42:38 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW.)
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To: tiamat

I'm a Redneck Baptist so I don't know much about Lent. Lint I know.


2,880 posted on 01/04/2005 8:43:53 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW.)
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