why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[Darksheare]

Did that once.
Thankfully(?) they weren't looking for me.

[Dead Corpse]

2" too short. Same for the Precision Drill Team.

[Dead Corpse]

Now... if it had been a cheerleaders skirt or three... that would have been an entirely different matter.

[Darksheare]

Dunno how far under the minimum height requirement I am offhand.
I'm 5'5" tall, and that precluded me from ALOT of things.
But for some reason I always got stuck as pointman during sweeps of an area..

[Darksheare]

Maybe.
Maybe not.
Depends on the area the cheerleaders are from.

[international american]

Du be du be Dhue.........

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Dunno what it is..
She's just got one of those pleasant voices.
That relaxing droning buzzing that is strangly fascinating..

[international american]

Not to mention the pretty face, and "bedroom lips"

[Dead Corpse]

5'5"? If I remember correctly, the requirement is 6' to 6' 1".

I was a jet engine mechanic. It would have been pretty dire circumstances if any of the bases I could have potentially been at been over run. The good part is I qualified High Expert 5/5 times. I woulda had a sixth, but I got deployed to Japan about a month before I was due to go and that deployment got extended due to Desert Storm.

[Dead Corpse]

Dari is more exotic. Heather is prettier. They need a redhead.... ;-)

[Monkey Face]

"I would not be able to be an Honor Guard.
I would never be able to meet the position requirements.
Those guys have my permanent respect."

I was wondering how they got to BE an honor guard about the time of Reagan's funeral. Talk about precision! I still get chills when I recall that clip last night.

*wow*

[Darksheare]

I know.. I just like Miss Dhue.
(She reminds me of someone.)

[Darksheare]

I admit to a ccertain fascination with watching her lips move.
But the TV volume has to be up and I have ot hear the voice..
It's just not the same hearing the voice without seeing the pic, or vice versa, seeing the image without the voice.

[Dead Corpse]

It's all you bub.

On a completely different note, I can't get that damn Llama Song out of my head now....

GAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!

[Darksheare]

I was artillery, light towed.
So we had small patrols and 'advance party' go out before emplacing the howitzers.
I always got point man.
(I was the shortest in my unit. Thankfully during Basic and AIT I was third shortest.)

[Darksheare]

They're all taller than I am.
*chuckle*

[Tax-chick]

I understood it was elective surgery, although I've not kept up. Maybe she had an accident later ...

Very sad, either way, whether it was reconstructive, or whether she did it to herself on purpose.

[Darksheare]

At least you're not hearing Miss Dhue SINGING the Llama song.

Of course, I have FC Kahuna's "Hayling (Chicken Lips) [tronic version]" stuck in my head.
Singer Jael is in the video.
She was almond shapoed eyes much like a cat and lips like Miss Dhue..

[Tax-chick]

Lynn Russell on CNN used to be a redhead. My brother had a huge crush on her, when CNN was young ...

[Monkey Face]

"They're all taller than I am.
*chuckle*"

I can say that, too ~~ about women AND men! *snort*