why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)

self

[King Prout]

if ya want me ta stop, just axe

[Monkey Face]

Good on ya! :-)

[King Prout]

I know some folks aren't keen on punfests, after all.

[NicknamedBob]

How is old Hugh Closely these days?

Say, did you hear about the guy who called the billing office at the Plastic Surgeon's and asked for an extension?

[Fedora]

When mine get really bad, they won't go away unless I lie down and close my eyes for a while. If they're not too bad some eye/face-stretching and herbal tea often relieves them.

[King Prout]

booo! hisssss!

[Fedora]

There's a time and a place for hack efforts! I think a little hacking now and then helps keep you in practice.

[King Prout]

Was the surgeon's name Matt L. Product?
was he a gay blade?

[Fedora]

What a cutting remark! :)

[King Prout]

shear brilliance

[King Prout]

*jodelling in triumph*

[NicknamedBob]

"...some eye/face-stretching and herbal tea often relieves them."

Awww!! Now you got me feeling sympathetic. I didn't know Kerry even suffered from migraines.

Still, I think he carried the face-stretching a little too far.

[NicknamedBob]

Seems as though the humor tonight is a little edgy.

[Fedora]

I can't think of a good comeback--my wit's a little dull today. . .

[Darksheare]

ZOMBIES ARE LOOSE!
RUBN FER YER....
Well...
Shuffle away at a fast baby step.
*tips over a zombie*

[lavrenti]

Perk up with a Snickers!

Maybe you can offer another to that nice lady over there...

[NicknamedBob]

Now, did you haft to say that? It's just the shank of the evening.

Anybody want to talk about anything serious?

[Fedora]

It's against the rules to run from zombies too fast! :)

[King Prout]

hone-stly, I don't know why the conversation went this way... have I over-blade my hand?

[King Prout]

"RUBN FER"?

redneck foreplay?