Posted on 06/30/2004 10:19:24 AM PDT by jj_fate
Man that felt good. I feel like I've been slacking off
"Key everyone.. I'M HOOOOOME!!!!"
Hi, Honey!
Glad to see you were able to make it out of there unscathed, and that you are back among the living!
We DID miss you!
:-)
I also see your timing has not suffered!
The lone bottle tried to make good it's escape.
But this was not to be.
Outside the protective confines of it's six pack, it was an easy mark.
Seperated from it's herd, it was vulnerable to predators.
And there came one now!
Grab! Grab!
The bottle tried vainly to break the heavy grasp that held it!
Too late!
It's cap was viciously torn off, and it's liquid guts were consumed.
It's thirst unslaked, the predatory hand went back for another one..
Actually, spell checking aside the content of this piece speaks volumes of the authors maturity.
As for the longest thread, we just love to put these people in their place! There is something extremely gratifiying in raking an idiot over the coals!
My timing is k-rap.
I flew a red eye in from Cali, everytime I fell asleep, this baby a couple of rows ahead started to scream. Bottom line...25 hours, no sleep. I got home yesterday morning, I think I was asleep before my head hit the pillow. Down side...I felt like a vampire. I woke up about 8 or 9, wanted to eat something. Of course nothing in the house since I was away for a couple of weeks, hit the grocery at like 10 and did laundry until about 2am. Slept a few hours and showed up at work today. Bah.
We oblige!
"jj is dead, long live jj. Long live the the Undead Thread!"
When I HAVE to fly, I always ask for a seat at the rear of the plane. Most families fly closer to the cockpit/bathrooms/exits.
I also ask for a window seat and if the plane is not too full, I can move wherever I want.
I am a white-knuckle flyer, so I have to have a darn good incentive to fly in the first place. I usually have to have a few bottles of wine...beer is good, but wine is faster...
Been through the wringer on some overseas flights, so I can empathasize with you and trying to get things done! It sucks!
I see most folks have found a new troll to pave...
YES!!!!
(Last post???)
Heading for home to meet with yet ANOTHER realtor. Later all...
Er... Last Post?
Take care of you and keep me posted. I'll see you when I see you!
:-)
LAST POST????
nope
GASP!!!!
I thought I was alone in here! Boy! This place really IS smoky!
Sorry I couldn't resist replying to the last post.
Everytime this thread passes on the messages page I crack a smile.
Your never alone here
How well I know!
I like to play on the threads, too...just like you..."Last post?" "Not a chance!"
Hey???
Where's the Night Shift???
They should have been here by now...
Talkin to your self again?
You should try the internet.
I did that once, but all I got was static that sounded like liberal jibberish...
OK, Gang...
I'm outta here for the night. Make me proud in the morning!
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