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Rashida Tlaib Uninjured After Her Pager Mysteriously Explodes
Babylon Bee ^ | 09/17/2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/17/2024 2:50:19 PM PDT by DFG

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To: DFG

OMG this one has me laughing my butt off. So funny.


21 posted on 09/17/2024 3:33:16 PM PDT by JudyinCanada
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To: DFG

An Israeli friend told me that she should send the pager back to Mosad for repair.


22 posted on 09/17/2024 3:47:17 PM PDT by fremont_steve
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To: DFG

The devil looks after his own.....


23 posted on 09/17/2024 3:47:26 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: fremont_steve

Sounds like a fun practical joke to make it say “Mosad” on someone’s Caller ID, sit back and watch the fun!


24 posted on 09/17/2024 3:51:00 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: DFG

I looked before I replied. The BEE has stung me more then once - their stories are so close to being real..


25 posted on 09/17/2024 3:52:26 PM PDT by CIB-173RDABN (My opinions are the rusult of 80 years of life, you may not like them but who cares.)
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26 posted on 09/17/2024 3:54:04 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (The country bounces along like Custer on the way to Little Big Horn, thanks to Dear Leader)
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To: mass55th

Did Valerie Jarrett receive one of these pagers?


27 posted on 09/17/2024 3:57:44 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's for sure.)
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To: Deaf Smith

Well, she was born in Iran.


28 posted on 09/17/2024 4:03:15 PM PDT by mass55th (“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ― John Wayne)
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To: DFG

I love the tie in to the incident in Lebanon.


29 posted on 09/17/2024 4:09:32 PM PDT by Liaison (TANSTAAFL)
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To: DFG
I hope Dr. Beeper is ok....


30 posted on 09/17/2024 4:14:16 PM PDT by Kenny Bania (Ovaltine? Why not call it Roundtine?)
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To: DFG

Hilarious.


31 posted on 09/17/2024 4:22:17 PM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: DFG

ROTFL! Rashida “The Queen of The Caravans” Tlaib.


32 posted on 09/17/2024 4:48:27 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (If the DNC would spay and neuter their supporters we wouldn't need all these abortions.)
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To: DFG

For a slight second I got excited.


33 posted on 09/17/2024 4:57:54 PM PDT by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
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To: DFG

Dang! It’s the BB. Too bad.


34 posted on 09/17/2024 5:31:14 PM PDT by Chgogal (To paraphrase Biden: You vote Democrat? Then you ain't smart. )
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To: DFG

ZING!!!!


35 posted on 09/17/2024 6:05:04 PM PDT by SaxxonWoods (The world is driven by envy, not greed.)
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To: DFG

Oh, darn it! I wish this wasn’t Babylon Bee.


36 posted on 09/17/2024 6:34:46 PM PDT by NetAddicted (MAGA2024)
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To: DFG

B O O M


37 posted on 09/17/2024 6:51:21 PM PDT by Delta 21 (If anyone is treasonous, it is those who call me such.)
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To: DFG

Ilhan Omar was at urgent care, and unavailable for comment.


38 posted on 09/17/2024 6:56:00 PM PDT by Fireone ("and dumb & silent we may be led, like sheep, to the Slaughter." G. Washington 1783)
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39 posted on 09/17/2024 6:58:07 PM PDT by Windcatcher
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ROFL!!! Oh, man, help me...my tummy hurting so much....


40 posted on 09/17/2024 7:54:19 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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