Crockett Mocked Into Next Week for Huge Mistake She Made While Trying to Raise Money Off Fight With MTG

https://redstate.com ^ | May 18, 2024 | Nick Arama

[Enterprise]

So, the first item of her dei collection is a T shirt with her name misspelled. "Crockrtt" LOL. As my dear friend Bugs would say - WHAT A MAROON!

[Paladin2]

Yuge mistake?

Does she even have a vote on legislation?

[GOPJ]

Lucky for her the corrupt MSM will ‘miss’ this story.

[Bob434]

Yeah, but being. Liberal Incapable of shame and common sense, she has no —regerts!—

[Celerity]

Oh! Thank God... we’ll finally have them wearing shirts!

[BlueLancer]

I’ll bet she has some regerts about that ...

[Enterprise]

"Does she even have a vote on legislation?"

Yes, but I doubt she could define "legislation." She thinks it has something to do with legs.

[BlueLancer]

Beat me by two minutes ...

[Bob434]

I’m sneaky that way...

[Enterprise]

"Lucky for her the corrupt MSM will ‘miss’ this story."

Probably. But I hope MTG holds it up at the next committee meeting she and Crockett attend.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have here in my hands a perfect representation of the gentle lady from Texas. Her name is spelled falsely. It complements her false eyelashes."

[Enterprise]

"Yeah, but being. Liberal Incapable of shame and common sense, she has no —regerts!—"

HA! MTG should make up a T shirt with "Jasmine Crockrtt, a lady with no regerts."

[ladyjane]

Yuge mistake for sure.

She must think everybody finds a yuge behind attractive.

[Enterprise]

"Oh! Thank God... we’ll finally have them wearing shirts!"

Maybe wet T shirts, Enterprise asks hopefully?

[Enterprise]

"I’ll bet she has some regerts about that ..."

Sure, but first Big Bird from Sesame Street will have to patiently explain to her that she misspelled her name. This could take a few hours.

[Libloather]

Pimpin’ swag to hold the House. Why didn’t Pelosi think of this?

[Bob434]

LOL that would be a classic! Hopefully she reads free republic or someone mentions it to her- that would be an epic troll on corcktte

[Enterprise]

"Pimpin’ swag to hold the House. Why didn’t Pelosi think of this?"

She was probably too drunk to think of it. When she was speaker of the house, she forced the military to fly her for free, and stock the plane with top shelf liquor. Those must have been very interesting flights and conversations.

[Enterprise]

I hope so too. I wonder what Babylon Bee will do with this. Crockett just handed MTG hours of entertainment. I hope MTG pushes this mercilessly.

[Menehune56]

Girl fight.

[Paladin2]

I thought she was the one from the V.I.

With a name like Crockett it makes some sense she is from Texas.