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Canada Woman Claims to Be 'Ecosexual,' Falls in Love With Tree
Red State ^ | 12/26/2023 | Ward Clark

Posted on 12/26/2023 6:34:29 PM PST by SeekAndFind

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To: SeekAndFind

Sounds like SOMEBODY needs to get laid.


41 posted on 12/26/2023 8:00:32 PM PST by DesertRhino (Dogs are called man's best friend. Moslems hate dogs. Add it up.)
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To: SeekAndFind

So there’s hope for Algore.


42 posted on 12/26/2023 8:00:50 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: gundog

That would probably get her over a million ‘likes’ on Instagram. She would be offered sponsorship by vendors such as Eleanor’s Plant Food and Miracle Grow!


43 posted on 12/26/2023 8:04:12 PM PST by lee martell
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To: SeekAndFind

What a great thread.
Will you be surprised to learn that by the end of 2024 the LGBT crowd will be enlarged by TREE-SEXUALS?
TreeTrannies will be an important voting bloc.
In fact, squirrels will face pressure to move to the desert.
Etc.


44 posted on 12/26/2023 8:04:55 PM PST by Honest Nigerian
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To: SeekAndFind

This happens every couple of years or so.

Some women prefer the “strong, silent type.”


45 posted on 12/26/2023 8:07:08 PM PST by x
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To: SeekAndFind

“Ecosexual”

Those in the know prefer “dendrosexual” or “dendrophile.”


46 posted on 12/26/2023 8:09:42 PM PST by x
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To: SeekAndFind

“There was an eroticism with something SO BIG!”


47 posted on 12/26/2023 8:13:31 PM PST by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: SeekAndFind

Those hairy-chested eco-wimmins have been boinking trees and bushes for years.


48 posted on 12/26/2023 8:20:05 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (They've begun dismantling Arlington Cemetery, next comes diggin up white solders and dumpin' 'em.)
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To: SeekAndFind

She’s subconsciously seeking a phallus.

Plain as day.


49 posted on 12/26/2023 8:38:09 PM PST by Tacrolimus1mg (Do no harm, but take no sh!t.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Mental illness is a terrible affliction.


50 posted on 12/26/2023 8:48:24 PM PST by The Sentient Sheep
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To: SeekAndFind

Well, leftism and insanity do go hand in hand together.


51 posted on 12/26/2023 9:16:19 PM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: ClearCase_guy

And be sure to avoid any woodchippers!


52 posted on 12/26/2023 9:16:47 PM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: Olog-hai

You’re right.


53 posted on 12/26/2023 9:17:03 PM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: The Sentient Sheep

It affects all lefties.


54 posted on 12/26/2023 9:20:03 PM PST by No name given (Anonymous is who you’ll know me as)
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To: SeekAndFind

How sappy.


55 posted on 12/26/2023 9:25:13 PM PST by rfp1234 (E Porcibus Unum )
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To: NorseWood

Of course, the kid would be, don’t be a sap. And I’m sure their dog would bark. You need to branch out, broaden your horizons sir.

I’m going to bough and take my leaf now.


56 posted on 12/26/2023 9:29:49 PM PST by Az Joe (Live free or die)
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To: SeekAndFind
The self-intimacy guide [...]

Proof that your typical 13-year-old boy knows his way around his own sexuality better than many-a 45-year-old woman.

Regards,

57 posted on 12/27/2023 12:25:05 AM PST by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: SeekAndFind

The root cause of her deviancy is beyond me.


59 posted on 12/27/2023 1:44:43 AM PST by equaviator (If 60 is the new 40 then 35 must be the new 15.)
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To: SeekAndFind

It’s not true love unless she introduced it to her 40 cats.


60 posted on 12/27/2023 1:55:04 AM PST by AmericanMermaid
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