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Musk's Twitter Purchase Fails After 138,000 Board Votes Found Overnight
The Babylon Bee ^
| April 26th, 2022
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Posted on 04/26/2022 8:28:27 AM PDT by shadowlands1960
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Close, but no cigar....
To: shadowlands1960
LOL I was into the second paragraph and read “Mail in votes” before I looked to see if it was the Bee.
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:30:28 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: shadowlands1960
...but that was before we counted all the mail-in votes that one of our employees found in locker 142 at the bus terminal.” Were they right next to the Biden mail-in ballots?
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:31:24 AM PDT
by
econjack
(I'm not bossy. I just know what you should be doing.)
To: shadowlands1960
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:34:08 AM PDT
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: shadowlands1960
LOL, did a double take before I saw it was the Bee.
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:34:36 AM PDT
by
mykroar
(There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare. - Sun Tzu)
To: shadowlands1960
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:35:34 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
To: DannyTN
I recognized the Bee immediately, but still literally LOL’d !
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:36:13 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: shadowlands1960
They’ll be posting this on Twitter soon. 🤣
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:38:52 AM PDT
by
cuban leaf
(My prediction: Harris is Spiro Agnew. We'll soon see who becomes Gerald Ford, and our next prez.)
To: shadowlands1960
I was two sentences deep, swallowing it hook, line and sinker, until I saw that it was the Bee.
I love the Babylon Bee. But often they are eerily close to truth.
To: shadowlands1960
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:42:20 AM PDT
by
Leep
(Freedom: "What's the big deal" -joe biden)
To: cuban leaf
You can’t keep a good Bee down
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:42:21 AM PDT
by
xp38
To: shadowlands1960
To: shadowlands1960
Oh my word! Another home run by the bee!
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:44:50 AM PDT
by
Bob434
(.)
To: cuban leaf
This is one account that Musk definitely wants back on Twitter. He wants this account back so much he spent $44B to make it happen...
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:45:43 AM PDT
by
shadowlands1960
("...some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again... " CSL)
To: Bob434
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:48:53 AM PDT
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Bob434
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To: Leep
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:49:41 AM PDT
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Bob434
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To: refermech
Lol i almost did too. Thats how good the bee is!
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posted on
04/26/2022 8:53:17 AM PDT
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Bob434
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