Posted on 09/26/2020 8:58:50 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
I shop at a number of yuppie foodstores occasionally, but Goat Foods is not on my list.
Goat Foods is designed for people with cuds, or things that propel themselves down the carrot aisle via pseudopods.
That’s never been my thing.
Goat Foods attracts herbivore slugs who leave slime trails across the whole milk cartons as they rip open cheese packs for free samples.
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