Man Shoots Humongous 820 pound Hog

Am Shooting Journal ^ | 6/22/2018 | J Hines

[wildbill]

Lot of bacon to be makin’ on that hog.

[Getready]

Lotta bakin’
Lotta bacon’
Gotta start makin’
Not too much meat on 6 inch tushes tho.
But then I careless

[Verbosus]

You get credit for knowing that.
I assume you also like (or did like) Roy Head back in the day,
and are familiar with the BFGs song.

[moovova]

I’ve got 9 or 10 ZZ Top CDs. Used to listen a lot but not much anymore. I love their style.

I didn’t know about Roy Head but looked him up. It was my loss I didn’t know of him. I watched some of his old videos on YouTube. Good music, and the guy had some moves.

[nonsporting]

Most people could careless about Wade's rights to shoot the hog.

Two errors:

1. "careless" is not a verb. It's an adjective.
2. "could NOT care less" -- the author surely meant that most people "don't care at all".

The author is "careless".

[meadsjn]

Soon come to find out that this hog was not wild.

Not wild? Everybody knows when a hog gets loose, it just goes hog wild.