[PROCON]

He expects the next Republican nominee to be either a tea party Senator or a governor from the Midwest. He wouldn’t predict beyond that.

Hmmm, good or bad prognosticator?

[Kenny Bunk]

Last week I was out in the woods of Washington County, Maine for a meeting with a Passamaquoddy Shaman. His prediction for the Democrat Ticket in 2016:

For Pres: Joseph " Joey Plugs" Biden
For Vice Pres: Michelle Robinson

Ms. Robinson will be divorced from Mr. Obama prior to the election, as she has tired of her role of Beard in Chief and she will then enjoy the campaign support of her cousin, The Rev. Jesse Jackson.

Carefully studying the underside of a tree mushroom, the olde shaman also recommended that the Republicans run someone who can channel Eisenhower, the last Republican President under whom the Republic was completely functional.

[TwelveOfTwenty]

Does Joni Ernst want the job? I’m in if she does.

[publius911]

A 2016 ballot without Hillary Clinton or Jeb Bush? You heard it here

I usually ignore this mindless crap.
Not that it would be a bad thing. . .