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Common Core Question Asks: "There are 25 Sheep and 5 Dogs in a Flock. How Old is the Shepherd?"
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| 10/17/14
| Aurelius
Posted on 10/17/2014 11:21:49 AM PDT by therightliveswithus
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To: Dilbert San Diego
What is heavier, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers???No fair. That has a real, logical answer.
To: polymuser
How do you get down from an elephant?
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posted on
10/17/2014 1:37:45 PM PDT
by
Know et al
(Keep on Freepin'!!!)
To: Know et al
To: Know et al
You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a goose.
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posted on
10/17/2014 1:39:11 PM PDT
by
Know et al
(Keep on Freepin'!!!)
To: Mich Patriot
Roosters dont lay eggs. Transphobe. How do you know he doesn't feel like a hen inside? You're supposed to play along.
To: cornelis
Rarely.
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posted on
10/17/2014 1:42:21 PM PDT
by
Know et al
(Keep on Freepin'!!!)
To: Know et al
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posted on
10/17/2014 1:42:36 PM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(Don't make-up stuff. It just wastes everybody's time.)
To: cornelis
You don't get down from a donkey either.
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posted on
10/17/2014 1:43:46 PM PDT
by
Know et al
(Keep on Freepin'!!!)
To: therightliveswithus
The correct answer is,
In order to insure that the shepherd is not discriminating against the sheep through the homocentric imposition of his will, vis-a-vis the dogs, and to ensure the a non-specie hostile workplace environment is protected, a blue ribbon panel should be convened to examine the alternatives to the practice of shepherding in general, the inequity of duties required of the dogs, and the deprivation of wool from the flock without their express consent. To preserve the integrity of the investigation the consumption of lamb will be prohibited and no questions will be taken until the relevant parties submit their briefs.
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posted on
10/17/2014 2:16:54 PM PDT
by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: therightliveswithus
Makes as much sense as this other CC problem:
A girl wants to give each of her friends stickers. How many stickers does she buy so she won’t have any left over?
I guess no one noticed that the number of friends she had was omitted or it just didn’t matter????
To: 11th_VA
what do you call a Korean that owns one dog?
a vegetarian
To: Know et al
You can get down from both. Still, go ahead and vote.
To: 11th_VA
I would have said, chef...:)
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posted on
10/17/2014 6:32:20 PM PDT
by
Delta Dawn
(Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
To: CrazyIvan
Do transgendered birds still taste like chicken?
114
posted on
10/17/2014 6:36:28 PM PDT
by
Delta Dawn
(Fluent in two languages: English and cursive.)
To: therightliveswithus
This is by far the least idiotic thing I’ve seen attributed to “Common Core.”
Most of what I’ve seen is teaching children to do math in completely dysfunctional, inefficient ways that I invented for myself long after I developed a Math Block in the second grade.
To: cornelis
That's a very valid point,If you discount the type of down I was referring to.
Thanks for your reply FRiend.
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posted on
10/18/2014 6:14:05 AM PDT
by
Know et al
(Keep on Freepin'!!!)
To: Know et al
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posted on
10/18/2014 8:11:45 AM PDT
by
polymuser
( Enough is enough.)
To: polymuser
LOL! Good point poly.
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posted on
10/18/2014 8:25:16 AM PDT
by
Know et al
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To: RegulatorCountry
Transphobe. How do you know he doesn't feel like a hen inside? You're supposed to play along.LOL...I just read your response. Too funny!
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posted on
10/20/2014 11:04:30 AM PDT
by
Mich Patriot
(Pitch black is the new "transparent.")
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