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Red Dirt Report ^ | 12/27/2013 | Brian Woodward

[Tax-chick]

That’s what Ash told me.

[NicknamedBob]

If they ever make a smell channel, dogs will love it.

Guys too, probably.

[Tax-chick]

Iirc, guys don’t have much sense of smell.

[NicknamedBob]

I certainly don't.

Can't say I miss it much, but people around me might wish I were more attuned, let us say, to their sensibilities.

What can I say? Love me, love my defensive armaments, and never attack from the rear.

[Tax-chick]

I just want people to put their dirty underwear in the laundry basket.

[NicknamedBob]

"I just want people to put their dirty underwear in the laundry basket."

I can accommodate that.

Guys have a different philosophy about undergarments than women do.

For women, these items that we used to call "foundation" garments are used to build a magnificent edifice, an imposing fortification, (perhaps not impregnable), of which, they will say, "destroy this, and I will rebuild it as soon as I step out of the shower".

But guys use underwear as a way to protect the outer world from them.

[Tax-chick]

It sounds like I should just give up.

[NicknamedBob]

No. Just relabel the laundry hamper as “Hazardous Material”.

[Tax-chick]

I think all the boys’ rooms require that.

[Monkey Face]

Eh???

[NicknamedBob]

You could consider threatening them with the need for calling a HazMat Team, and maybe even do it once or twice.

Disposal procedures should be indoctrinated in the little menaces as soon as possible.

[Monkey Face]

This cold is a life-saver...I can’t smell anything, even if it’s supposed to be a good smell...

Good morning, you two!

[Tax-chick]

Good morning! We have Sunbeam here. I need to go copy songs for Mass. Half the world has “la gripa” ... I think it will be just me and my two elderly Puerto Rican ladies, and one of them was a maybe.

It’s James and Kathleen’s birthday today.

[moose07]

Morning Face.
It is a Banana slicer, metric size. Lol.
just something amusing I stumbled across. :)

[NicknamedBob]

"It’s James and Kathleen’s birthday today."

Happy Birthday in Munchkinland.

[Tax-chick]

It is a Banana slicer, metric size.

Who knew such a thing existed?

[Monkey Face]

Happy Birthday to James, James and Kathleen!

I don’t get out much, so it’s hard to say what part of the world has “la gripa” ~~ I’m just as glad it missed me.

[Monkey Face]

Well, now...a banana slicer... whodathunkit?

What an amusing tool.

[moose07]

Nope.
Was following a link from a thread at about 3 in the morning, your time, and ended up on ebay....the rest is history.
But it made I chuckle, so where better to share it?

[moose07]

They make a non metric one for American Bananas. :D
Amazing the cr*p you find on ebay.