Dispelling Myths: The Case for Immigration Reform [Enjoy your made-in-America ZOT, troll]

Red Dirt Report ^ | 12/27/2013 | Brian Woodward

[Tax-chick]

Everyone’s diagramming?

I just got home from church.

[NicknamedBob]

"Everyone’s diagramming?"

There are apps for it.

I'd love to see the smoking residue of one, after taunting it with one of my deep-breath sentences.

[Tax-chick]

You’d have to run the app on a wide-screen tv in order to picture one of your sentences.

[NicknamedBob]

I write them on a wide-screen TV.

(When you consider the overlap between the almost human animals we know), (((our pets and those which demonstrate great cleverness and self-reliance), and (those who are considered undeniably human but lack (some of the characteristics we associate with normal thinking))), it/’s hard (to conclude) (that there is a hard and fast dividing line between them).

[Tax-chick]

All those conditional clauses, but not a lot of prepositional phrases.

[NicknamedBob]

Conditional clauses are my potatoes, and the passive voice is my meat.

No wonder my sentences have a weight problem.

[Monkey Face]

Greetings from Urgent Care...Im waiting for my blood. They r sending it by UPS

[Monkey Face]

Greetings from Urgent Care...Im waiting for my blood. They r sending it by UPS

[Tax-chick]

“I’m waiting for my blood.”

Does anyone else think that looks a little funny?

[moose07]

Drop off for future use: (老公寄存处),

[moose07]

Not on this thread,no.
Perfectly normal for a round these parts.

We are with you ‘face! ((hugs)).

[Tax-chick]

Evening!

[moose07]

Evening TC.
I’m on ‘Alaska’ time. ;)

[Tax-chick]

That’s confusing.

I got a call from a distant relative in Missouri this afternoon. People have gathered for my great-uncle’s (well, it’s more complex than that, but in that generation) 94th birthday, and they realized he has my father’s Navy medals. They’re going to mail them to me next week.

[NicknamedBob]

“I’m waiting for my blood.”

Does anyone else think that looks a little funny?

Of course not. Now, 'Face, you be sure to tell them "Fangs!", okay?

[Tax-chick]

Of course she will. ‘Face has very good manners.

[moose07]

That will be a nice thing for the kids to see.
Be prepared for lots of questions.

If they are like ‘ours’, they weigh a ton.
I’m in possession of racks , from both sides, of bronze stars (theatre of operations(eg Burma,Pacific)).
There is enough bronze in that group to cast a canon!

[NicknamedBob]

"There is enough bronze in that group to cast a canon!"

I have always liked Pachelbel's.

[Cyber Liberty]

Oh! Did I tune in on time, for once?

[NicknamedBob]

The Undead Thread supports multiple time zones.