a Disgruntled Whole Foods Employee’s Epic Resignation Letter (Thorazine alert!)

Gawker ^ | 7/25/11

[pabianice]

On the bright side, she can go back to school and earn a degree in social justice!

The responses are great.

[buccaneer81]

Oh, you actually think being 20 minutes late matters? You know Whole Foods Market is just a grocery store, right? (Supporting team member happiness and excellence)

Pure left wing gold...

[GSWarrior]

Progressives and wanna be progressives hate Whole Foods. It’s a pro-union thing.

[Grunthor]

“Oh, you purchase products from Israel”

Do you HAVE to be anti-semitic to be a lefty or is that kind of hatred something that comes to you later on?

[NoKoolAidforMe]

Yes, and you also have to be an illiterate who cannot write grammatically correct sentences.

[Vermont Lt]

What a spoiled brat.

How ‘bout this? You are lucky to have a job.

This gauge wearing, tattooed, living-in-a-fantasy-world douche, would not last ten minutes in a real company.

Good luck.

[GSWarrior]

It’s also a Obamacare thing. Whole Food CEO John Mackey has the audacity to offer his employees Health Savings Accounts. He penned an article in the WSJ touting the advantages of HSA over Obamacare. He will never be forgiven for that.

[VeniVidiVici]

I have to work?

[mjp]

However, it didn't take long to realize what complete and utter bullshit they are:

In a free society under capitalism, you are free to quit your job if you don't like it and find another that you like better. That is why capitalism is better than the socialism that you libtards like so much.

[BunnySlippers]

I wonder if this little dreamer has ever used the term “Faux News”.

[DejaJude]

Oh, you push employees into greater responsibilities without compensation? Often having them essentially do all the work of a higher position without the pay?

That has happened to me before. Had to do the work of two. And if that wasn't bad enough, the boss complained because I wasn't doing both jobs fast enough.

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Maybe she can open a grocery store that will do all of those things.

[erikm88]

Oh, you've somehow created the worst computer program I've ever used to run your entire buying system? IRMA is some Windows 95 era stuff, guys. I could design a significantly better interface in 30 minutes on a pad of paper.

And you're working at Whole Foods....???

[Grunthor]

“Oh, you actually think being 20 minutes late matters?”

I can think of no business that likes it’s employess being late. I can also think of no for-profit business that liberals like.

Wait a minute.....

[GeronL]

Oh, you throw out enough food to feed a lot of hungry university students.

Rotten and outdated food? You want the HHS to shut us down?

Oh, you're asking me to put latex gloves on the sales floor so customers can throw a pair out for every handful of gummy bears they take?

We are scared of the government health inspectors.

Oh, you've installed massive television screens all over the store, sucking up energy and polluting the environment with tacky advertisements.

Big Brother and Janet Napolitano made us do it for national security reasons in case of emergency they can throw up messages and stuff. and the ads helped pay your salary.

Oh, you waste an absurd amount of energy, ink and paper in your offices for useless bureaucratic nonsense.

It's called government. It's what you voted for, moron.

[montyspython]

You're kind a faux hippy Wal-Mart now.

This last bit was good.

[bigbob]

Dude, it’s a grocery store. Just quit already.

[FreedomPoster]

I don’t.

[bvw]

I’m pissed at Whole Foods because they didn’t have “Mary’s Gone Crackers” Sticks and Twigs in stock yesterday. Great snack food.

[Huskrrrr]

Bush’s fault she no longer has a job.