Not-quite-DUmmie-FUnnies: The Brzezinski Syndrome

The DUmp | March 17, 2011 | Choose Ye This Day

[Charles Henrickson]

Oh, THANK YOU, Choose Ye This Day, for DUFUing these threads! COMEDY GOLD! This was the Know-it-all Nadin gold mine on a nuclear submarine! CLASSIC! There was so much rich material here to work with, I’m glad we didn’t miss it. And you handled it well. THANX!

[kevkrom]

The DUmmies are upset because Nadin is treating THEM like they're just "dumb Muricans," which is how THEY like to treat us flyover folk! Nadin is out-DUmmying the DUmmies, and they don't like it!

See my #83 where I lay this out in detail.

[Charles Henrickson]

I’m going to give this another PING, since I just did a “DUFU-within-a-DUFU” in posts 71-100.

[Charles Henrickson]

franksolich, I know you don’t do the DUmmie of the Year stuff till December, but for me personally, I’m going to do the John Charles Daly thing and flip over all the cards, panel, and proleptically award Know-it-all Nadin DUMMIE OF THE YEAR! I don’t see how anyone could top her in what she’s done just in these first three-and-a-half months! And I don’t think she’s SEEKING Top Primitive honors, either. I think her style just comes naturally to her.

[Charles Henrickson]

what she's done just in these first three-and-a-half months!

Oops! It's only been TWO-and-a-half months! So maybe I'm being a bit premature. But what a big head start she's got on the field!

[Arrowhead1952]

They just hate it when someone else stickes their head up higher and makes them look up their nostrils.

That fits bambi to a tee. We have all seen him with his Stalin like poses and it pisses me off to no end.

[COBOL2Java]

Nadin KNOWS cows. Don't QUESTION her on cows.

Perhaps Nadin did some studies at the Cornell University College of Agriculture and Life Sciences, like Keith Olbermann!

[jurroppi1]

You hoarded Lactaid milk? I just became severely lactose intolerant and have to drink that stuff vs. the whole milk I love. I tried Smart Balance lactose free milk yesterday - I wouldn’t recommend it! Stick with Lactaid or Market Pantry. The Market Pantry stuff was actually good (tasted like real milk). Would you please clue me in on the Lactaid coupon deal?

[jurroppi1]

Squeaky Farms Ltd. I believe.

[Arrowhead1952]

Nadin KNOWS cows. Don't QUESTION her on cows.

For some reason I think Nadin is a cow, and not the kink I'd like to meet in a dark alley.

[Charles Henrickson]

OK, listen, you people, especially you, Mr. Day. THIS is how you post links to DU threads. Like so:

< a href="http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x655166" target="_blank">THREAD< /a>

Now just take out the space before the first a and before the /a toward the end, and you will get this:

THREAD

And this:

THREAD

And this:

THREAD

And oh, this is WELL KNOWN!

[Arrowhead1952]

kink = kind

Spell check won’t find that mistake.

[Charles Henrickson]

PJ, you got any coupons on triage milk? Send some out Nadin’s way. She could use about five or six pallets.

[jurroppi1]

I think I’m going to start a band called Triage Milk. My first album will be “Fecal Frenzy”. BTW, I have trademarked the album name “Fecal Frenzy”, so no one better use it! LOL

[GOPJ]

Thanks for the ping.

[Choose Ye This Day]

I once knew that, but I had forgotten, and I was in a hurry yesterday morning. No excuse, I know.

It won’t happen again...especially since I won’t be DUFUing after this. I believe this was a one-off. I’m taking, as a nadin would say, a #@&+! break from DUFUing.

[kevkrom]

I think I’m going to start a band called Triage Milk. My first album will be “Fecal Frenzy”

Maybe it's just me, but I could see Fecal Frenzy being a better group name and Triage Milk as an album title.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Triage Milk in the Exclusion Zone.

A double-Lp concept album.

[PJ-Comix]

PJ, you got any coupons on triage milk?

Nope. I just had it on Lactaid milk. BTW, a tip. Many stores now have corned beef on sale. Leftover inventory from what didn't sell on St. Paddy's Day yesterday. Picked me up a bunch today.

[Charles Henrickson]

Did I read this correctly that she didn’t stock up on powdered milk but bought regular jugs? Does she know this spoils?

Look, how many times do I have to tell you people? This was TRIAGE milk! Lasts for months. This is WELL KNOWN.

I'm putting you on my iggy list.