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Lightning Rod Gets The Zot
The Poet's Eye ^ | Lightning Rod

Posted on 10/23/2010 5:17:52 PM PDT by Lrod

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To: NicknamedBob

I’m quite fond of red wine poured out of old milk bottles...


821 posted on 11/10/2010 9:48:07 PM PST by tubebender
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To: tubebender

Sanitation was, of course, at the very top of my priorities.

Well, still is, but nobody ever wants to talk about it.

You get about ten thousand people in a rotating space habitat, somebody has to deal with sanitation.


822 posted on 11/10/2010 9:54:23 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Maybe I can become a were-spork-weasel. It is good to have aspirations. Essential, actually.)
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To: NicknamedBob

ummmm... I hear my Mother calling so I’ve got to run along now


823 posted on 11/10/2010 10:16:35 PM PST by tubebender
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To: tubebender

Wait, what?


824 posted on 11/11/2010 1:36:39 AM PST by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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To: tubebender
Drink...If your wine stock cost over $9.00 a bottle you don’t have any BRGT.

I shared a flagon of BRGSV (Bob's really good Stoli Vodka) with my oldest son tonight. Try as we might, we never made it back to the recording of Cash Cab that we apparently made 12 hours ago. We did eat a pizza, but missed the show. It'll be there tomorrow. I hold you accountable, because if I had said 'responsible' I'd be in a conundrum... a pickle... enigma.

No wait...

The next questions are worth a hundred dollars, and they're harder still...

825 posted on 11/11/2010 1:56:08 AM PST by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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To: Monkey Face
You jest, yes?

Yes, I jest. Please put me on your ping list.

826 posted on 11/11/2010 2:04:34 AM PST by glock rocks (Wait, what?)
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To: glock rocks; Monkey Face; Anoreth; ColdOne

827 posted on 11/11/2010 3:18:13 AM PST by Tax-chick (Don't forget to show your work!)
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To: glock rocks; sionnsar

Done. And Welcome to the Undead Thread!


828 posted on 11/11/2010 5:11:29 AM PST by Monkey Face (Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
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To: Tax-chick

The rascals!


829 posted on 11/11/2010 5:12:56 AM PST by Monkey Face (Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
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To: Monkey Face

Catz. They barely tolerate us.


830 posted on 11/11/2010 5:40:12 AM PST by Tax-chick (Don't forget to show your work!)
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To: Tax-chick; Delta 21; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; SandRat; NicknamedBob; All

Thank you, Veterans, for your service. If I’ve missed any, it because I don’t know your names, but thank you just the same.

America is proud of you! And so am I!


831 posted on 11/11/2010 6:29:01 AM PST by Monkey Face (Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
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To: Monkey Face

Going to a doctor visit. Be back later.


832 posted on 11/11/2010 6:54:51 AM PST by Monkey Face (Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
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To: fanfan

I hear you on the drivers these days.
Sign says “NO TRUCKS!”
Yet the drivers fly right by it and barely acknowledge that there is a METAL GATE before them.
When asked if they saw the sign, they always go, “Yes, but I thought-”
To which we go, “Please don’t.”
And then the personal vehicles..
Lady is CHANGING CLOTHES in her vehicle at highway speeds.
And she gets livid if you notice.
(Sign held up to her read something to the line of ‘nice accoutrements’ in response to her not wearing a top for a few heart stopping moments while she flailed her arms at seventy miles an hour. Sign maker was young enough to be her son..)


833 posted on 11/11/2010 7:42:40 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; Dead Corpse; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; fanfan; sionnsar

The feral attack zombie deer are an unfortunate side effect of my coffee brewing instructions being used for nefarious purposes in western Texas.
Thankfully, we don’t have to worry much about them yet as they are confined to a small area so far.
However, hunters in that area of the country DO need to worry about it as these deer are hyper aggressive, fearless, and act as if they are ‘coked up’.
Deer plus coffee loaded with sugar and non-dairy creamer equals hysterical fun.


834 posted on 11/11/2010 7:45:40 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: glock rocks

AH, you found my hiding place among the Undead Thread.
Okay, so it wasn’t a very good hiding place.
I’ll do better next time!
(Next time Gadget.. NEXT TIME!)

;-)


835 posted on 11/11/2010 7:48:16 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: tubebender

Good morning, Tubebender.

This can’t be a dive.

There is chocolate, wine, beer, and BBQ!

And FRiends!


836 posted on 11/11/2010 8:02:17 AM PST by fanfan (Why did they bury Barry's past?)
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To: tubebender; fanfan

I worked hard making those zombies, training them, and then getting them to tend to the housekeeping on the lower levels.
It annoys the dustbunnies.
;-)


837 posted on 11/11/2010 8:09:15 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face; Tax-chick
Basement Cat is everywhere.
838 posted on 11/11/2010 9:02:39 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare

What do you mean it wasn’t a good hiding place? You’ve had six years to hone your skills in the catacombs!


839 posted on 11/11/2010 9:30:33 AM PST by Monkey Face (Atheism is a non-prophet organization.)
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To: Monkey Face

Folded space, just because you cannot see out doesn’t mean they cannot see in.


840 posted on 11/11/2010 9:32:11 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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