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Lightning Rod Gets The Zot
The Poet's Eye ^ | Lightning Rod

Posted on 10/23/2010 5:17:52 PM PDT by Lrod

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To: Tax-chick; sionnsar

Not only was her dress cleaned but her mouth had been washed out with soap, thereby preventing any words that would have rendered her dress/self unclean.


661 posted on 11/08/2010 5:21:43 PM PST by Monkey Face (42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Waiting....


662 posted on 11/08/2010 5:24:30 PM PST by Monkey Face (42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Speak to me!


663 posted on 11/08/2010 5:25:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.)
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To: Monkey Face
(Your life would pale...)

I am sure. My face too (a whiter shade)...

Dullsville is a great place to be. Until it becomes boring. *\B^P

It's too early to be so tired.

664 posted on 11/08/2010 5:27:31 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Dead Corpse

OK...I’m outta here for the night. I hope no one else snags your 666...


665 posted on 11/08/2010 5:28:06 PM PST by Monkey Face (42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.)
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To: sionnsar

I am that tired when I wake up. Take heart. You ain’t me!


666 posted on 11/08/2010 5:29:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Ooops! Sorry!


667 posted on 11/08/2010 5:30:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
OK...I’m outta here for the night. I hope no one else snags your 666...

Nope. Nobody else snagged it, because YOU did! *\;^)

668 posted on 11/08/2010 5:40:08 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Tax-chick
Well, yeah. "Where's Elen?" "She's in the living room, sitting in the cathair." "Great, I'd just had her dress cleaned, too."

If it helps, "cathair" is pronounced (kah' hair).

669 posted on 11/08/2010 5:42:29 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: sionnsar

Good morning. Dog, catz, and baby noticed it was light. Also a dragon.


670 posted on 11/09/2010 3:47:02 AM PST by Tax-chick (The alligator ate my friend. He will eat your friend, too. Then he will eat Tom.)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ColdOne

671 posted on 11/09/2010 3:48:52 AM PST by Tax-chick (The alligator ate my friend. He will eat your friend, too. Then he will eat Tom.)
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To: Tax-chick
If we have to acknowledge approaching Winter, why can't we just hibernate through it?
672 posted on 11/09/2010 4:07:28 AM PST by NicknamedBob ("Sometimes I hate people . . . and other times I try not to think about them." -- NnB to Teen1)
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To: NicknamedBob

It works for Marmots.


673 posted on 11/09/2010 4:08:24 AM PST by Tax-chick (The alligator ate my friend. He will eat your friend, too. Then he will eat Tom.)
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To: Tax-chick
"It works for Marmots."

Well, then, it should also work for Spork-weasels.

Maybe I can become a were-spork-weasel. It is good to have aspirations. Essential, actually.

674 posted on 11/09/2010 4:37:19 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Maybe I can become a were-spork-weasel. It is good to have aspirations. Essential, actually.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Absolutely. If we cease to aspire, we also aren’t breathing.


675 posted on 11/09/2010 4:56:34 AM PST by Tax-chick (The alligator ate my friend. He will eat your friend, too. Then he will eat Tom.)
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To: Tax-chick

Right. And then we expire.

I’m glad I have inspirations. (Tom said breathlessly.)


676 posted on 11/09/2010 5:09:28 AM PST by NicknamedBob (Maybe I can become a were-spork-weasel. It is good to have aspirations. Essential, actually.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Hard to breathe when you’re being eaten by an alligator.


677 posted on 11/09/2010 5:10:57 AM PST by Tax-chick (The alligator ate my friend. He will eat your friend, too. Then he will eat Tom.)
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To: sionnsar; LibreOuMort

Bobby White got threatened by a possum, and I had my family grab her while I grabbed my plinker 22.
Bobby wanted to go with me into battle against that ‘horrid RAT thing’ that hissed at her.
She showers me with affection for dispatching the beast, but she was pretty miffed that I had her excluded from the field of battle.
Manx are also said to be very needful of human contact and are much like dogs in many ways.
It burns me up that somebody just dumped her off here.


678 posted on 11/09/2010 7:26:29 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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To: Darksheare

Nice kitteh!


679 posted on 11/09/2010 8:27:09 AM PST by Tax-chick (The alligator ate my friend. He will eat your friend, too. Then he will eat Tom.)
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To: Tax-chick

She has this half inch or less stub that she wags when she is happy.
She has two black patches on her head, the rest of her is white.
And she will try to eat what you are eating.
She likes apple pastries, gets real bent if you don’t give her any of one.
She’s indoors now, away from the critters she repeatedly tried to take on.
(She evidently did keep the deer away from the back door.)


680 posted on 11/09/2010 8:29:39 AM PST by Darksheare (I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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