Lightning Rod Gets The Zot

The Poet's Eye ^ | Lightning Rod

[Darksheare]

And I’m seeing people merrily hiking into the cheeseburger mine as the cat guides the tour.

[Monkey Face]

My only hope is that the white stripe is where he wanted it to be. If not, he can fire me.

[Tax-chick]

Yes, I can see Jake leading a clueless troop of Boy Scouts into the cheezburger mine ... but who would come out? Jake might end up a muff. He’s quite a plush kitteh for a shorthair.

[sionnsar]

I mostly have the TV on for background, anyway

TV is downstairs, as far from here as one can get in the house. I never go down there.

[Darksheare]

Jake, disguises himself in the middle of the tour to observe the confused tour group in their blunderments around the famed cheeseburger mine.

[Monkey Face]

My only hope is that the white stripe is where he wanted it to be. If not, he can fire me.

[Tax-chick]

I think it will be fine as long as it is visibly encircling his noggin.

[Monkey Face]

The Catz ALWAYS guide the tour. Did you take a Sabattical when that was decided?

[Darksheare]

I have an excuse, third shift, remember?

[Tax-chick]

The catz probably hatched a plot while I was in the shower.

[sionnsar]

BUT! Simce I’m mostly homebound, the TV and computer have become increasingly important to me. It would be nice to have a real life... ;o]

It would be nice to have a real life... *\;^| But at least I have only one more Sunday away this year. I don't like becoming a stranger in my own parish.

TV? I rarely watch it even in the hotels where they have all sorts of (cable) channels not broadcast here. And nothing grabs my interest.

[Monkey Face]

I’d love to have a “downstairs.” I’d even love to have an “upstairs.” However, I’ve had to be content with a “no stairs, no back door, no pantry” kind of life.

What would I do without FRiends to keep me anchored and in touch with The Real World?

[Darksheare]

Catz are always hatching plots.
It is their nature.
Though sometimes we are fortunate and they get distracted.

[Tax-chick]

Talk to the plants?

[Monkey Face]

I’ve never found TV in hotel/motel rooms to be enticing.

There is never anything really good to watch...only “suggestive TV,” which I really don’t want to pay for.

[Monkey Face]

That would be the “late plants.” I’m a serial plant killer. Never give me one. They are helpless and I’ll kill them with darkness, water and noxious odors from next door.

[Darksheare]

All one level, no stairs.

[Monkey Face]

You dream.

[Darksheare]

...Underground with several hundred feet of solid rock overhead.

[Monkey Face]

Outtahere...claustrophobia rules. See you in the sunlight!