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| Lightning Rod
Posted on 10/23/2010 5:17:52 PM PDT by Lrod
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To: Darksheare; writer33
“writer33” mentioned that when his dentist asked, “Are you allergic to anything?” he replied, “Democrats.” I hesitate to use the line when I’m having a colonoscopy without anesthesia, though ...
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posted on
11/02/2010 3:36:30 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love the smell of napalm in November. Go Sharron! Go Christine!)
To: Tax-chick
I hesitate to use the line when I’m having a colonoscopy without anesthesia, though ...You're having a colonoscopy without anethesia on a daily basis right now with Democrats in power. However, you are going to get some anethesia tonight. :-)
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posted on
11/02/2010 3:54:04 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: Tax-chick; writer33
283
posted on
11/02/2010 3:54:33 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: writer33
LOL! Maybe I can have Fox News on during the “procedure.”
284
posted on
11/02/2010 3:57:23 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love the smell of napalm in November. Go Sharron! Go Christine!)
To: Monkey Face
The pundits are saying this is one of the nastiest election campaigns Nevada has ever seen.I believe that! What with the Liberals lying, and the media covering up for them.....people are mad.
285
posted on
11/02/2010 4:01:37 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: tuliptree76
I hope not! LOL!
Good thing we just moved, huh?
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posted on
11/02/2010 4:02:30 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(What happens if you get scared half to death twice?)
To: fanfan
It’s probably worse because so much is at stake. One day, maybe the-soon-to-be-ex-senator Reid will go to jail for his shenanigans. I’ll be optimistic about it, for sure.
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posted on
11/02/2010 4:04:52 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(What happens if you get scared half to death twice?)
To: Tax-chick
Clear liquids until Thursday?
Wouldn’t an enema be easier?
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posted on
11/02/2010 4:07:28 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: Tax-chick; All
I’m glad you survived another day. I’d fall apart if I had to go that long without food.
It’s off to bed I am.
Later....
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posted on
11/02/2010 4:07:37 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(What happens if you get scared half to death twice?)
To: Tax-chick
Maybe I can have Fox News on during the “procedure.”I can see Brett Baier now: "This is live from Tax-chick's colon!"
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posted on
11/02/2010 4:08:57 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
To: Monkey Face
Wouldn’t that be nice. Zero and Pelosie (sp?) too.
291
posted on
11/02/2010 4:11:10 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(Why did they bury Barry's past?)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face
I get to take some kind of horrible purgative drug tomorrow evening - but it’s not an enema.
I sent DP to get cranberry juice so I can keep my blood sugar up.
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posted on
11/02/2010 4:13:08 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love the smell of napalm in November. Go Sharron! Go Christine!)
To: writer33
“Oooh, look! Precancerous polyps!” Actually, there hopefully won’t be any.
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posted on
11/02/2010 4:14:18 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love the smell of napalm in November. Go Sharron! Go Christine!)
To: Tax-chick
Check your paperwork - mine always says NO red liquids. It will go fine, prep is the hardest part.
294
posted on
11/02/2010 4:19:57 PM PDT
by
Duchess47
("One day I will leave this world and dream myself to Reality" Crazy Horse)
To: Duchess47
Thanks - I checked! It says “Jello - no red” but “fruit juices - no pulp” without a color rule. Maybe the problem is the artificial color.
A quick Google supports this, mentions cranberry juice is okay! Good thing, or I’d have had to make simple syrup to keep the from having a hypoglycemic collapse.
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posted on
11/02/2010 4:25:57 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love the smell of napalm in November. Go Sharron! Go Christine!)
To: Tax-chick; writer33
“Elder Things.. Shoggoth... Yog Sothoth the three lobed eye!”
296
posted on
11/02/2010 4:28:50 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
To: Darksheare; writer33
When Darksheare scripts your colonoscopy, anything can happen ...
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posted on
11/02/2010 4:30:33 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love the smell of napalm in November. Go Sharron! Go Christine!)
To: Tax-chick
Good, I’m glad to hear that - and will remember for future reference, I love cranberry juice.
298
posted on
11/02/2010 4:31:07 PM PDT
by
Duchess47
("One day I will leave this world and dream myself to Reality" Crazy Horse)
To: Duchess47
I can mix it with Diet 7-up to take in more liquid. I have a nursing baby, which is complicating the whole affair, but I had to get it done this year: I have a disastrous family history and some unfortunate indications already, at 44.
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posted on
11/02/2010 4:34:12 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I love the smell of napalm in November. Go Sharron! Go Christine!)
To: Tax-chick; writer33
Well, you could have a technician who has read Lovecraft.
In which case, try hard not to laugh.
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posted on
11/02/2010 4:47:53 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(I shook hands with Sheryl Crow and all I got was Typhus and a single sheet of toilet paper.)
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