DUmmie FUnnies 07-26-10 (DUmmies Debate John Kerry Yacht Tax Avoidance)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 26, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[GeronL]

Someday couponing might get you a time share on the moon.

[bcsco]

If the keel was laid in New Zealand I don't think it can be used for charters in American waters.

Yep. The Jones Act.

[Arrowhead1952]

Mass. Sen. Kerry Docks Family's New $7M Yacht In Rhode Island, Saving $500,000 In Taxes

How unpatriotic of him, according to the vp.

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Rhode Island repealed those taxes in 1993. That has made the state something of a nautical tax haven.

[And this can't be done in Taxachussets?]

Lower taxes attract businesses? How can that happen? < /sarc>

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Why is everyone for social services until THEY have to pay them? If you are for them but go running when the bill comes, call yourself a right winger.

[Kerry is of the Leona Helmsley school of taxation.]

This DUmmie must be calling everyone in zero's administration and people like charlie "tuna" rangel rightwingers, because no of them paid their taxes.

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Look I get trying to save 500k. I really do. He got caught and now is gonna pony up. Good for him, . . .

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

LOL, but most DUmmies never understand reality.

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It's a CLEAR CASE of racism...

[Anti-Irish, especially those from County Kohn.]

OK, is that Je$$e J@ck$0n or @l $h@rpt0n posting on the DUmp?

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Actually, he can afford it because he married into money.

[A Kewpie Doll is being shipped to you via expensive yacht.]

Well, that is the standard procedure for may dims.

[kevkrom]

Reporting for duties!

LOL! I had almost forgotten that pathetic, pandering slogan...

[PeteB570]

How about his “Swift Boat” ride in the harbor?

That was a good one.

[Newtoidaho]

Hey Kerry, we want to see that berth certificate!

[Ignatz]

"If the keel was laid in New Zealand I don't think it can be used for charters in American waters. "

"Keel"? Is that John Kerry's slang word for the Heinzwitch?

[Argus]

I don’t suppose you’d consider sharing these couponing secrets with your fellow FReepers, eh?

[bitt]

FABULOUS!

Radio callers came up with the best name to re-name the boat:

“PT 1099”

(( “LOVEY! Where’s the checkbook, Lovey??”))

[PJ-Comix]

I don’t suppose you’d consider sharing these couponing secrets with your fellow FReepers, eh?

I've given the general outline plus sites to study but more specific than that, no. You should have enough info just by studying those sites. About a year ago I had almost no info.

[ShorelineMike]

If the Isabel were kept at the 2008 Democratic presidential nominee's summer vacation home on Nantucket or in Boston Harbor near his city residence, he would be liable for $437,500 in one-time sales tax. He would also have to pay $70,000 in annual excise taxes.

Rhode Island repealed those taxes in 1993. That has made the state something of a nautical tax haven.

Rhode Island. The Berth of a Nation.

[denydenydeny]

Lots of heads exploding in this one.

Why is everyone for social services until THEY have to pay them?

And somewhere a tiny little light bulb goes on in a sea of darkness.