There are no ugly women, just poor ones

http://www.daveweinbaum.com/No_Ugly_Women.html ^

[Paradox]

I am a 100% Hetero male, but one of my "dream" professions would be to be a make-up/make-over specialist. Whenever you see the joy that these makeovers bring to the women, its touching. Alot of women have been so run down by the rigors of modern life, they forget how, and/or lose the will, to take care of themselves, even though they would LOVE to be "beautiful". It would be a dream job to be able to bring the beauty out in them.

And yeah, well being a hetero male, it would be kinda awesome to get to hang out with the "after" versions, but in all seriousness, this would be cool..

[mike48]

“Turning the light off fixes ugly every time.....”

For you or her?

[BenKenobi]

Is it bad that I prefer the before?