Singles Thread coming back soon???

[Yorlik803]

I seek Angie Harmon, but I heard she is taken. Damn, looks like it is just me and the cat tonight...again.She snores too much and has fish breath.{She sleep on my chair, so all you pre-verts keep those snide comments to yourselves}

[LuvFreeRepublic]

Ooooooo, a Mr. But you are a little young. Are you teachable????? Just kidding, have a great life and I hope you find the right Ms. +/- 47 (assuming you are single).

[Yorlik803]

Single and unattached. I am house broken and can do my own laundry, as long as my all my clothes are either black or blue. I dont do colors.

[Old Professer]

This place started out as a repository on all scandals Clinton where news stories that faced execution were harbored for posterity, a sanctuary of sorts; and one thing led to another and then the lawsuits followed and then the nutcases, ranters and loonies all took their turns and finally we ended up here where various factions have all staked out their claims and the landscape is littered with zotted corpses, PHDs gone mad from the inanity of the mainstream and the fearful have become frightfully ill-mannered.

There’s not much room left for romance.

And they still ain’t laid a hand on the Clintons.

Prayer threads and offerings pays the bills and hope got kidnapped along the way and now we’re all held hostage against the morrow — hunker down.

[fieldmarshaldj]

No, no, actually that is a valid point, too. ;-)

[fieldmarshaldj]

=covers my eyes=

[slugbug]

House broken and does laundry! Can you cook and clean too?

[boxerblues]

Geez, you start pushing 50 and people want you to join up with a bunch of youngens????

Okay I’m in lol

[goat granny]

ROFLOL Growing old does cruel things to both sexes..On men hair quits growing on the head and gets directed to nose and ears and sometimes eyebrow's...Gravity works it magic on women also....but you gotta laugh at it..or you are taking life too serious.......

[Yorlik803]

I am the master of the Mircowave. The Wolfgang Puck of the frozen dinner.
As for cleaning, well....not so much...

[Niteflyr]

am 52 and hope I get much, much older. I either look 52 or I don't. Either way, I am ok!!!!

Send me a photo and I'll be the judge....;o) Alan Q

[LuvFreeRepublic]

Send you a photo??? You are making me laugh!!! How you doing?? Having fun chasing skirts???? Have a good one.

[LuvFreeRepublic]

Most of the time, the issue goes nowhere because everyone thinks it’s a good idea and no one wants to step up to the plate and try to make it work. I would be willing to help, but it’s harder than it looks.

A Single FReepers Facebook page may be the answer. It will allow FReepers to find other Freepers near them and with "qualifications" they are looking for. You can keep your FR identity and your FB identity separate. Should be minimal maintenance. A few plugs on a singles related threads here on Free Republic should do it. There is already a Facebook page for FReepers, but it is not dedicated to issues interesting to single FReepers. Just a thought.

[LuvFreeRepublic]

A Facebook friend sent this to me and it is toooooo cute not to pass on. RandallFlagg if you would be so kind, can you ping the singles list or point me in the direction of the list? Yes we are all sexy things, to someone out there I am sure, uhhhhh I hope. Well heck, that's why they invented paper bags. Enjoy all (1:38). Sorry about the post in advance. I am link challenged.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8i3Z-JObYU

[RandallFlagg]

You got it.

Ping requested, folks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8i3Z-JObYU

[LuvFreeRepublic]

Thanks for your help.