New Theory Nixes "Dark Energy": Says Time is Disappearing from the Universe

The Daily Galaxy ^ | September 13, 2009 | Rebecca Sato

[latina4dubya]

New evidence is suggesting that time is slowly disappearing from our universe, and will one day vanish completely.

brings to mind the Langoliers...

[Kevmo]

Every time you post, it’s a toast to that Freeper.

[RobRoy]

As a time traveler myself, I can tell you that time is definitely vanishing.

My biggest complaint about my time travel is that I travel through time at the rate of one hour per hour.

[StormEye]

"New evidence is suggesting that time is slowly disappearing from our universe, and will one day vanish completely."

Now I know why I don't have the time to do all of that house-work the wife wants me to do!

[Old Professer]

From the collected works of Sir Francis Bologna, I’m sure...

[Old Professer]

Haiku is coo
Coo, coo, coo
Three is too

[GeronL]

That sounds like a very inefficient time machine =o)

[Larry Lucido]

We have plenty of past, and plenty of future. There is not nearly enough present. It’s like, “Poof!,” it’s gone.

[right way right]

Time are round.

[decimon]

We have plenty of past, and plenty of future. There is not nearly enough present. It’s like, “Poof!,” it’s gone.

Yeah, gone in an instant. If there could be an instant. But that would mean time had stopped.