DUmmie FUnnies 05-20-08 ("Saturn and Hillary (with a dash of Uranus)")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 20, 2008 | Chief DUmmie Astrologer ccpup, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

He then moves to Hillary's Nodal Degree

Dal or Nodal?

[Charles Henrickson]

It's a bit like a marble block. . . .

I think you've LOST your marbles.

[tet68]

Hahaha, Hillery!’s Mercury is in retrograde, how convienient
for Obama.

McCain the perfect candidate.
Almost like a democrat.
Almost like a Republican.

[Charles Henrickson]

in a 4-star hotel over tea. . . . I choked on my scone and almost had tea squirt out of my nose.

The four stars must not have been aligned.

[Argus]

I guess it shouldn’t be a surprise that people who believe astrology is a “science” also believe in the “settled science” of human-caused global warming. Or vice-versa.

[Charles Henrickson]

the light at the end of the tunnel . . .

. . . is an oncoming trine.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Planet Earth . . . about to be recycled."

[bcsco]

. . . is an oncoming trine.

or a probe...

[mrsmel]

I’ve always found it ironic how liberals hate religious people and mock their beliefs

That's just what I was thinking. They mock Christians for believing in "fairy tales", and then they come up with this tripe? At least Christianity has a basis in history.

[decal]

Soooo...our future is guided by the planets and stars, it cannot be otherwise, our fate is fixed, impossible to change.

So why are they soooooo PO’d at the current Administration? It cannot act any way other than how the heavens deem it must act, according to them. You cannot affix blame to people for actions they cannot control.

By the same reasoning, they cannot say that this Administration is somehow illegitimate (”selected, not elected,” etc) since it was decreed long before any of us were born that the 2000 election could not go otherwise than it did.

[Cheburashka]

I don’t know what’s wrong with those people, but it must be awfully hard to pronounce.

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What's so hard about pronouncing "stupid"?