DUmmie FUnnies 12-14-07 ("What IF a republican wins in 2008? What actions will you take?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 14, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[bcsco]

The goddess gaia guides them!

Well, judging by their reactions here, come November 2008 it could be gaia, gaia, gone! for many of them.

[Paradox]

Been planning to leave for awhile, luckily I just landed a job to begin that transition.

Yup, that pizza delivery job should allow you ditch your bicycle, and buy a used car.

[Toadman]

" I've already got my guns, would love the idea of revolution but... I will pussy out and probably leave the country. Been planning to leave for awhile, luckily I just landed a job to begin that transition."

How will "pussy out" get his/her guns into another country? What a bunch of poltroons.

[CT-Freeper]

Some lurker there ought to start spreading the meme that "chimpy's" goons have already infiltrated DU, and that enough info has already been collected on its denizens to swoop down and herd them into the detention camps when the time is right (probably just before the election, so BusHitler doesn't have to leave office).

Who knows... maybe it's true.

Shhh...I don't want them to know about my assignment yet!!

[nina0113]

I am prepared for that also, well prepared....to the gills prepared. I don't mean fire sticks and farm implements either.

Suuurre you are.

[BJClinton]

I'd start reaming Democratic ass!

Don't a fair number of these guys do that anyway?

[weegee]

Move away? No they always claim this but would rather fight America from within.

Every election they get closer to rioting.

[Not A Snowbird]

Please remain where you are, DUmmie sfexpat2000, until the 'Puke Police arrive to send you off to the newly constructed Walmart Detention Center.

Unfortunately there will be a slight delay opening up the Centralia Detention Facility. Anybody got a stack of towels...?

[freedomlover]

I find my waistbag handy for my concealed carry, ammo and Copenhagen. Not what I would call metrosexual fare.

Get a camo bag and you will catch a lot less grief. Rednecks see Camo . . . well, . . . differently.

[KC Burke]

To them the defeat occurs even if the Republicans are defeated. The defeat is that a revolution won't occur, that the world's civilizations won't be destroyed and the the world blossum anew as visualized in their leftist utopian minds.

Revolution is the refuge of the dreamer and the destroyer. We see that it is never far from the minds of these people by its constant reference on that thread.

[wbill]

Love it. But I need to wonder how many threads like this would appear on FR were Hillary! to be elected?

Not that we really, really need to worry about that. But honestly, I'm tired of the "I'm Fed Up with America and I QUIT!" stories that I keep hearing. If you're going to leave, shut up and leave already. If you're not really going to leave, just shut up.

Also - to all - I pose a question. What the heck does "DUAC" stand for? I've been surfing the funnies for awhile, and not found a definition for it.

[mikrofon]

I might start hoarding Euros and sharp sticks while I plan an escape in a few years

You might want to check with the Mighty Goracle re:
the stick concession and any associated credits...

[wbill]

Some lurker there ought to start spreading the meme that "chimpy's" goons have already infiltrated DU

Yeah, (pick a DU name like ReganSucks) used to post there all the time, and now he's gone quiet. Suppose he's been, erm, "detained"?

[beckysueb]

I think it stood for the Democrat Underground Action Committee where they were assigning tasks such as writing letters to the editor, calling talk radio, etc. And of course it was all talk and was dropped as soon as it started.

[wbill]

Thanks! Figured that it was some sort of “Down with Bush!Viva la Revolution! Down with Capitali ....wait, dude, is that a Survivor rerun on TV?” type thing.

[Paul Heinzman]

Leaving the country is not an option, I doubt I could get into Canada much less anywhere else due to my record.

This DUmmie hates the only country willing to let him live in it. Wow. Sort of reminds me of when Sirhan Sirhan said that Bobby Kennedy would want him paroled: the only guy who thinks he shouldn't be in prison just happened to be the guy he killed.

[Paul Heinzman]

Leave the country?
Anarchy?
Drop out?
Start a revolution?
Accept it but bitch about it for another 4 years?

My money's on option "E."

[Paul Heinzman]

Personally, I'm leaning toward complete revolution...but that's only me.

Well, that shouldn't take long.

[Paul Heinzman]

i'll probably have a nervous breakdown. i wonder if my health insurance will pay for my stay in the nut house.

I thought DUmmies didn't have health insurance.

[kidd]

[Mad Marx: Beyond the ThunderDUmmie.]

LOL!

No wonder these guys are gun grabbers. Because they know how they would personally use one.