DUmmie FUnnies 12-14-07 ("What IF a republican wins in 2008? What actions will you take?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 14, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[steve-b]

Climb a clock tower...
Buying a high powered rifle with a scope.

Did the thought that it might be a bad idea to say this (even as a joke) on a public forum ever enter these DUmmies' empty heads?

[Hoodlum91]

Just like the dems they support, they never mean anything they say.

[the OlLine Rebel]

“Leaving the country is not an option, I doubt I could get into Canada much less anywhere else due to my record.”

LOL - more evidence that these are little punk miscreants?

Damn. Wish they didn’t have “records”.

[the OlLine Rebel]

Never mind all the “revolution” stuff.

Actually, I’d like them to start a rebellion. Almost as good as them just leaving the country.

[Constitutionalist Conservative]

Some lurker there ought to start spreading the meme that "chimpy's" goons have already infiltrated DU, and that enough info has already been collected on its denizens to swoop down and herd them into the detention camps when the time is right (probably just before the election, so BusHitler doesn't have to leave office).

Who knows... maybe it's true.

[Condor51]

I might start hoarding Euros and sharp sticks while I plan an escape in a few years.

Never bring a sharp stick to a gun fight.

Buying a high powered rifle with a scope.

Typical leftist DUmmie who learned everything he knows about guns from the MSM like - What exactly is a "high powered rifle"?

We live on a small farm and raise the majority of what we eat, meat included. We will carry on. Leaving the country is not an option, I doubt I could get into Canada much less anywhere else due to my record. We already have supplies backed up in the event of 'things getting hinky'.

How are your Farm Subsidies holding out?? And please, more about 'your record'.

[bcsco]

Between the camps they're building...

They've talked about these camps for years, but always about them being built. Well, where are they? Who's in them? Do they know of anyone who's dropped off the face of the earth and into one of these camps?

Oh, I know, Wal-Mart. Well, I'll be ringing the Salvation Army bell in front of Wal-Mart again this afternoon. I guess I'll actually be calling all the inmates back to the institution.

[CSM]

“I have never sat through a Chimpy speech or press conference—not once.”

Ignorance is bliss!

[Vision]

I’m ecstatic with glee at the thought of these dopey libs getting sick on the upcoming inauguration day of a REAL Conservative. Hehehe.

[Eddeche]

RE: “Mad Marx: Beyond the ThunderDUmmie”

lolz. :-)

[mylife]

Incredibly Funny/Scary thread today PJ.

I read one last night where the DUmmies asserted that Jeanne Assam scared them more that the crazed gunman Matthew Murray.

What is DUAC DUAC? I missed that thread.

[bcsco]

I read one last night where the DUmmies asserted that Jeanne Assam scared them more that the crazed gunman Matthew Murray.

Let me guess; sympathy for Murray since his beliefs mirrored theirs. But here's a Christian woman who coolly gunned down 'a kindred spirit'. I could see where that would put the fear into them.

[Right Cal Gal]

I think maybe Jim-Rob could hold a pledge drive and we offer the DUers one-way airfare and a ride to the airport (of course, the car will need to be detailed after they non-bathing bong smelling butts get out but hey - I can afford the $39.00 - after all, being a conservative, I have a JOB).

[mylife]

It upset them that “God spoke to her” ie she asked God for guidance while armed and confronted.

They twisted it into a scenario where she had a gun and was listening to voices in her head. She was nuts but Murray wasn’t.

Their logic astounds me.

[bcsco]

Their logic astounds me.

For people known for their 'voices', that's an interesting position. She hears voices so she's nuts. They hear voices so they're clairvoyant. Ooooookay!

[Jaxter]

"I doubt I could get into Canada much less anywhere else due to my record."

"I am prepared for that also, well prepared....to the gills prepared. I don't mean fire sticks and farm implements either."

Hmmm...this guy has a record that would keep him out of Canada and he apparently owns firearms. Isn't that illegal? I sure hope no ATF types are monitoring this thread. This guy could get into trouble.

[mylife]

The goddess gaia guides them!

[rockrr]

Man, the stench of fear and DEFEAT hangs in the air. I’m loving it!

[uglybiker]

What IF a republican wins in 2008?

[ConservativeMind]

You know, you could always just get a “man purse.”