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DUmmie FUnnies 12-14-07 ("What IF a republican wins in 2008? What actions will you take?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 14, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/14/2007 6:14:06 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
I'm down with revolution.

I'm down with making an introduction: Say hello to my little friend!

121 posted on 12/14/2007 7:18:48 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Raid the voting places and confiscate the machines. til we had a chance to check their validity.

Hey, while you're at ti, check out my little friend!

122 posted on 12/14/2007 7:19:32 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: PJ-Comix
My sister-in-law is Japanese. Maybe she could instruct me in the proper ritual of Hara Kiri?

Oh man, I hope she can! Hey, DUmmie DFW, all the information you could ever need is already at Wikipedia if you want to start now and beat the rush. Make sure the DUmmie who you get to chop your head off isn't too stoned to do the job.

123 posted on 12/14/2007 7:22:32 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: PJ-Comix; bcsco; SandyInSeattle; Paul Heinzman; Cheburashka
I used to smirk a little at our DU "I'm outta here" threads. I'm not smirking any more. Between the camps they're building. . . .

HELLO FROM A FELLOW DUMMIE
Tune: "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah"

Hello from a fellow DUmmie,
Here I am at their Camp Rummy.
Camp is where they are detaining
All us DUmmies who they say will need retraining.

Exile off in Madagascar
Would beat camp here watching NASCAR.
I can't take the country music,
And the food from Cracker Barrel makes me too sick.

Into chapel, there they squeeze us
And they make us come to Jesus.
I get baptized so darn often
That the creases in my clothing start to soften.

Now I don't want to annoy ya,
But this isn't paranoia.
Guards are coming soon to make me
Watch the 700 Club until they break me.

Get me out, oh help a DUmmie!
Get me out, I hate Camp Rummy!
Don't leave me here in this form of hell--
I've got more Amway left to sell.

Get me out, I promise I will
Not take baths, or mess the house with
Jack Chick tracts; I don't think I can last
Another FOX newscast.

Back on DU, wish I could join.
How's my precious little goodboy?
Get me out of this detention
And I'd even read a Pitt thread with attention.

Wait a minute, what's this beeping?
An alarm clock--I was sleeping!
What a nightmare, for just nappin',
But I bet you Rove and Bush will make it happen!

124 posted on 12/14/2007 7:22:41 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in the DUmps.)
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To: wbill
Love it. But I need to wonder how many threads like this would appear on FR were Hillary! to be elected?

No matter who gets elected, I'll never allow my disappointment to let me get flakey to the point where I'm indulging in fantasies about stock piling weapons and waging a Red Dawn-esque guerrilla war against the evil shadow government. Nor will I ever make hollow threats about leaving. This is my home for better or worse, and any other country is either going to be even more liberal than the US under a Democrat White House or a Third World hellhole.
125 posted on 12/14/2007 7:23:41 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: PJ-Comix
Between the camps they're building,

Just 34 days until the new Walmart SuperDetention Center opens here in Freeport. I can't wait to teach sfexpat a whole bunch of really cool evangelical worship songs.

126 posted on 12/14/2007 7:24:30 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'll be off to deepest Madagascar. . . .

Have you been reading my songs, DUmmie?! See above:

Exile off in Madagascar
Would beat camp here watching NASCAR.

127 posted on 12/14/2007 7:25:20 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in the DUmps.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'll be off to deepest Madagascar, to bring the Lemurs the gifts of FIRE and toolmaking. Because another Repub President will be all the evidence I need to declare Homo Sapiens a failed experiment. That will be time to start over from scratch.

DUmmie dicksteele was later found mauled to death by lemurs. They ate his groin first.

128 posted on 12/14/2007 7:26:12 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: Mr. Silverback

I was actually at a Wal-Mart “Detention Center” this evening using the casino money I won with my $50 of free play ($200 still remains) to buy her an anniversary present.


129 posted on 12/14/2007 7:27:37 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Petronski
Don’t worry little DUmmies, most of the GOP candidates are liberals anyway.

Yeah, but when Dubya caves to the libs (No Deck Chair Left Behind, Amnesty, etc.) they don't ever say, "Well, he's not all that bad." They hate him just as much or more.

130 posted on 12/14/2007 7:28:30 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom; Paul Heinzman; Cletus.D.Yokel
Homo Sapiens a failed experiment.

benburch is experimenting with Homo Erectus.

(See, PJ? That took a little more doing than the other one.)

131 posted on 12/14/2007 7:28:40 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in the DUmps.)
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To: PJ-Comix; kevkrom; mikrofon; freedomlover
I'll be off to deepest Madagascar, to bring the Lemurs the gifts of FIRE and toolmaking.

Li'l Beaver already has the gifts of fire and toolmaking. Now if we could just get him to lose the waistpack. . . .


132 posted on 12/14/2007 7:32:56 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in the DUmps.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Beautifully done!


133 posted on 12/14/2007 7:38:50 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
OK, scratch the torches and pitchforks. . . . Letters to the Editor?

No, just the usual incredibly insightful and witty bumper stickers. I suppose we'll soon see the debut of "Ruck Fomney" or "Tuck Fhompson." How can we win against such wit?

134 posted on 12/14/2007 7:40:56 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
My Cubs just got a Japanese outfielder. Maybe he should be instructed in the proper ritual of Harry Caray?

Holy cow, that was a good post.

135 posted on 12/14/2007 7:42:41 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; kevkrom; Paul Heinzman; Cletus.D.Yokel
Sorry, PJ, no benburch points allowed on that one. Degree of difficulty was too low.

Like doing a cannonball at the Olympic diving competition.

136 posted on 12/14/2007 7:44:58 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Best to you and your bride. Now quit gambling.


137 posted on 12/14/2007 7:46:52 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Support Scouting: Raising boys to be strong men and politically incorrect at the same time.)
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To: mylife; Purrcival; darkwing104; PJ-Comix

“DUAC” is “Democratic Underground Activist Corps,” or, as I sometimes call it, “DUmmie Slacktivist Corpse.”


138 posted on 12/14/2007 7:49:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in the DUmps.)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Now quit gambling.

Why? We've been having a great time at the casino, gotten really good prime rib dinners dirt cheap, PLUS we are over $200 ahead over the past 3 months. What's the downside?

139 posted on 12/14/2007 7:52:27 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: weegee
Every election they get closer to rioting.

I think by the year 2525 they'll actually be ready to do something.

140 posted on 12/14/2007 7:53:12 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in the DUmps.)
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