DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-07 ("Want storm info? Fire gasbag Limbaugh, WIOD told")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 14, 2007 | Hoolies and PJ-Comix

[mikrofon]

DUFUing the leftwing comments about this Herald article about the idiotic censorship of Rush by the Broward County Commission

They station will have to change their call letters to- WIDIOT

[Old Sarge]

Democratchik - borrowed and WILL be used.

[Mtner77]

****I thought I read that the commission was backing down on this after a large public outcry. This reads as though its a done deal.**** The program director of AM 610 was on Hannity & Colmes last night, and I got the same impression that the commission was backing down. But I guess the actual vote is Tuesday. We shall see. Even Colmes came down strong against this, making the point that next time it could be a left wing talk show host who is censored.

[PJ-Comix]

WOO HOO! I'm UP and RUNNING again!!! What happened is that the lightening strike probably disabled my ethernet cable. The tech who came by yesterday couldn't figure that out. The expert who came today figured it out and fixed it in all of about 10 seconds. Therefore I will be back to full time DUFUing tonight and/or tomorrow.

I guess I must suffer from Internet Anxiety Syndrome since I was going NUts over lack of internet access. Also posting from a library computer room full of disgusting noises (and phones that answer with loud rap songs chock full of N- and F- words) wasn't exactly FUn either. Better to post from home sipping on Knob Creek bourbon while attired in my formal underwear attire.

BTW, its a good idea to UNPLUG your computer when you are away from home or during thunderstorms. One of my neighbors got his hard drive fried on his brand new computer from the lightning strike.

So maybe Ben Burch is really only an enabled ethernet cord away from having his radio empire back again.

[Charles Henrickson]

Better to post from home sipping on Knob Creek bourbon while attired in my formal underwear attire.

Too much information.

[Charles Henrickson]

So maybe Ben Burch is really only an enabled ethernet cord away. . . .

You don't want to know what ben uses his ethernet cord for.

[PJ-Comix]

Too much information.

Then I'm glad that I didn't tell you that another advantage of posting from home is the ability to scratch my tequatos whenever they feel itchy.

[PJ-Comix]

PJ, that is the cover of “Time”, not “Newsweek”.

One of the hazards of speed DUFUing at the library. I was playing Beat the Clock and messed up. Will correct on my Blog.

[PJ-Comix]

PJ, that is the cover of “Time”, not “Newsweek”.

Just now corrected on my Blog. BTW, speaking of Time magazine, back when Henry Luce ran it in the 1940s, Whittaker Chambers was their religion editor (reading his bio now by Sam Tannenhaus). Chambers was generally acknowledged to have been the BEST essayist ever on religion. Pastor Charles, for an extra credit homework assignment, might want to collect the Time essays of Whittaker Chambers. I don't think they have ever been assembled in one collection. Pastor Charles, should you decide to accept this mission, the secretary will disavow any knowledge of your action should you or your Mission Impassable Team be caught or captured while perusing those back issues at the library.

[PJ-Comix]

The did a photoshop equivalent to produce the smoke.

AHA! I thought so. That smoke looks fake.

[PJ-Comix]

Ironic Typo of the Day Award, to a normally COMPETENT speller.

Actually "incompent" copy checking. I usually catch those mistakes but I was speed DUFUing at the library, playing beat the clock. While I was DUFUing the 'puter was doing a countdown on how few minutes I had left.