DUmmie FUnnies 05-23-07 ("A Collapse for Democrats" ---Russ Feingold)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 23, 2007 | Russ Feingold, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

If the netroots have been burning up the phone lines, emails, faxes, why are they not listening?

Because the NUtroots don't win elections for Democrats in the real world. Just ask Ned Lament.

[Charles Henrickson]

Maybe the netroots should organize a close down of financial support until they are listening.

The NUtroots are only a $10 boycott away from ending the war!

[Charles Henrickson]

I'll start screaming to tear the house down.

Is that you, Howard Dean?

[Charles Henrickson]

Time for your "Mr Smith" filibuster. I'll donate $10 for every hour he talks.

Russ Feingold is only $10 away from further burying Democrat hopes for '08.

[Charles Henrickson]

John Edwards is for sending a bill . . .

. . . for his Pink Sapphire makeover to his campaign treasurer.

[Charles Henrickson]

They are handing the gop 08 and it is . . .

. . . A PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!

[Charles Henrickson]

I doubt my call helped much, but it made me feel better. . . .

NUtroots slacktivism in a NUtshell.

[Charles Henrickson]

[Speaking of Senator Casey---has he turned into a potted plant since entering the Senate?]

He's been taking Potted Plant lessons from Mike Gravel.

[Charles Henrickson]

I was listening to NPR this morning. . . .

What a surprise.

[Charles Henrickson]

I was in such a red faced rage I almost wrecked my car.

Why were you driving a CAR?! Are you trying to destroy our environment?! You must use public transportation ONLY!

[Charles Henrickson]

All the news networks were running "Bush Wins!" headlines this morning.

Democrats, call our suicide hotline, 1-800-BUSH-WON.

[Charles Henrickson]

We already gave you a majority, we've been calling and writing our congresspeople, we've even paid for television ads, what more do you want?

You're only a $10,000 donation away from having your congressperson listen to you.

[Paul Heinzman]

Sen Feingold. What's the best way to put pressure on leadership?

By speaking truth to power.

[Charles Henrickson]

the FALSE HOPE that the Democrats would actually draw their line in the sand. . . .

It's more like a line in the surf.

With the tide going out.

[Paul Heinzman]

Senator, you should resign in protest.

All democrats who voted against the funding bill should resign in protest. All democrats that voted for it should resign in disgrace. I'm starting to like the KOmmies' thinking.

[Charles Henrickson]

I just can't continue to believe in the Democratic party when they let us down time and time again.

I can't BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Paul Heinzman]

Cut off their internet funding until they cut off war funding.

You're talking to a senator--if you must speak, the least you can do is make sense.

[Charles Henrickson]

Sen. Feingold, you sound depressed.

Go over to DUmmieland and check in on one of the anti-depressant threads.

[Charles Henrickson]

I am supporting Edwards who has many things in common with you. . . .

Two John Edwardses.

[Charles Henrickson]

MONEY HAS TO BE REMOVED FROM POLITICS.

We're only $10 away from removing money from politics!