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DUmmie FUnnies 09-30-06 ("In Case I Disappear"---William Rivers Pitt)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 30, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/30/2006 3:02:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
Reminds me of the "Dark Side of the Moon"

"The Lunatic is on the Path"


41 posted on 09/30/2006 3:42:59 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: PJ-Comix
Extreme paranoia wrapped in the tinfoil of conspiracy, I thought. . . . Matters are different now.

MOON BATTY
Tune: "Moon River"

Moon-batty,
Wilder than an ant,
I'm laughing at this rant
I read.
Oh, you DUmmie,
You're too FUnnie;
Can't tell if you're jokin'
Or smokin'
Some weed.

Tin-hatty,
Off in la-la land,
Conspiracies so grand
You weave.
You're angry, you seem quite annoyed,
Sitting unemployed--
You're rather paranoid--
Moon-batty,
BELIEEEVE!

42 posted on 09/30/2006 3:44:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hamdi and Hamdan

And HamDUm.

43 posted on 09/30/2006 3:50:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (HamDUmmies.)
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To: PJ-Comix; stands2reason
I have been told a thousand times at least, in the years I have spent reporting on the astonishing and repugnant abuses, lies and failures of the Bush administration, to watch my back. "Be careful," people always tell me. "These people are capable of anything.

But when we said that sort of thing about Clinton after Vince Foster and Ron Brown, we were called haters. When we said a woman telling the truth about Clinton was going to be smeared, we were called haters.

44 posted on 09/30/2006 3:51:24 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (People who say there are jobs Americans won't do have never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: PJ-Comix
brought me to tears,

I literally cannot stop crying.

but I lost it first period

I'm gonna go hide under the bed and sob now.

When I try to tell people in my family, many of them think I've gone over the edge

but today I did read this piece and it made me cry.

, after I bite off someone's nuts!

Everything I do or say is now clouded with hesitation

These people really crack me up.

Howard Dean really has his voting base together, doesn't he.

45 posted on 09/30/2006 3:53:55 PM PDT by dfwddr (Join our Folding@Home team (Team# 36120) keyword:folding.)
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To: PJ-Comix
an "enemy combatant" anyone who has "purposefully and materially supported hostilities against the United States." . . . The broad powers given to Bush by this legislation allow him to capture, indefinitely detain, and refuse a hearing to any American citizen who speaks out against Iraq or any other part of the so-called "War on Terror."

Pitt wins the gold medal in Logical Long Jump.

46 posted on 09/30/2006 3:54:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Quite a leap there.)
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To: cripplecreek

Then they need to put on new locks and round them all up again because obviously they're out in the wild and breeding.


47 posted on 09/30/2006 3:54:41 PM PDT by AmeriBrit (By a miracle we lived through 'Eight Clinton Years of Living Hell'....NO MORE CLINTON'S...EVER!)
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To: dfwddr
"I literally cannot stop crying.

but I lost it first period

I'm gonna go hide under the bed and sob now.

When I try to tell people in my family, many of them think I've gone over the edge"


There aren't enough pharmaceuticals in the world for this one. Pathetic doesn't even begin to scratch the definitionary surface.
48 posted on 09/30/2006 3:56:24 PM PDT by kenth (There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.)
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To: PJ-Comix

As long as he remains merely and ***clown and not an Islamic terrorist, I don't think William has too much about which to worry. Except, of course, for the guys in the white coats and butterfly nets.


49 posted on 09/30/2006 3:56:33 PM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: PJ-Comix
If you write a letter to the editor attacking Bush, you could be deemed as purposefully and materially supporting hostilities against the United States. If you organize or join a public demonstration against Iraq, or against the administration, the same designation could befall you.

Do you have even ONE SHRED, ONE SCINTILLA, of evidence to indicate that such a thing is in the offing?

No? I thought not.

But it makes for a good whip-up-the-fear essay, doesn't it?

50 posted on 09/30/2006 3:58:37 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies don't need no evidence.)
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To: cripplecreek

Wasn't it Bert in 'Soap' that used to click his fingers and thing he was in 'disappeared' mode?

The more you read this paranoid drivel by WRP, the funnier it gets.


51 posted on 09/30/2006 3:58:48 PM PDT by AmeriBrit (By a miracle we lived through 'Eight Clinton Years of Living Hell'....NO MORE CLINTON'S...EVER!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Blackirish
Excellent PJ!

(Note to self: Monday: Dump Standard Oil, load up on pharmaceutical companies)
52 posted on 09/30/2006 3:59:09 PM PDT by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: PJ-Comix
thinking of devoting an entire chapter of his DUmmie FUnnies book to the comedic Pitt antics,

You can do an entire series on this freak.

Willy Pitt and the Philosopher's Hockey Game

Willy Pitt and the Sealed Indictment of Secrets

Willy Pitt and the Prisoner of Moonbatism

etc...

53 posted on 09/30/2006 4:00:57 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: Gordongekko909

You're OK, I'm insane.

By W.R. Pitt


54 posted on 09/30/2006 4:04:11 PM PDT by cripplecreek (If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
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To: PJ-Comix
[No one except benburch is interested in how you are hung, Will.]

Holy carp, someone call the burn ward. 'cause we've got a severe case here.

55 posted on 09/30/2006 4:13:22 PM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: Lurker
This putz ain't worth killing.

True, but this article reveals much about their faulty thinking.

They've never read the Geneva Conventions that they now claim to be authorities on. The actual document has terms such as "illegal combatant", which is definitely not the same thing as "enemy combatant". "Illegal combatants" have chosen to ignore the Geneva Conventions, and therefore chosen to waive the protection they could have received from those same Conventions.

But to the American leftist, including five on the Supreme Court, "illegal combatant" no longer exists as a definition in the treaty. Everyone is an "enemy combatant", who has suddenly been given the same rights as an American citizen.

Except for the DUmmies at DU. While they applaud terrorists being given the rights of American citizens, they fantasize themselves as some new class of oppressed persons, with even fewer rights then illegal combatants. The more they press for "rights" for terrorists, the more they feel that they personally will be disappeared by the same government that they "forced" to play nice with terrorists.

56 posted on 09/30/2006 4:14:59 PM PDT by 300winmag (Overkill never fails)
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To: PJ-Comix
Narcissism thy name is DUmmie
57 posted on 09/30/2006 4:17:47 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (The race is on http://BlackwellvStrickland.blogspot.com (now linked on RealClearPolitics.com))
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To: PJ-Comix
Another gem, PJ.

These loons are sooooo full of them selves,

In Case I Disappear

Puh-leeease! ROFLMAO

In Dummiland, Bush is the "Chimperor", among other such clever names, he can't speak English, and should probably ride on the "short bus". Yet, he's an evil genius with his evil sidekick/guru Karl (Igor) Rove, planning to take over the world and do who knows what!

If W was such an evil person, disappearing someone would not be a problem, and the "Incredible Squeaking Man", Mr. Pitt, would not be first on the list.

Makes me kind of wish it WAS true, imagine a world devoid of Sean Penn, Cindy Sheehan, The Clintons, the Clintonistas, Ted "Bridge, what Bridge?" Kennedy, and a host of others....

Ahhhhh...pardon me while I enjoy the moment....

Perhaps they can all be put on a plane and sent to live in that paradise known as Cuba...or the People's Democratic Republic of North Korea....?

58 posted on 09/30/2006 4:21:01 PM PDT by Former Dodger ( "Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results." --Einstein)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dear Lord! PJ! These folks have gone around the bend. Its as if they are living within the film "V for Vendetta"

Deeper Underground Democratic Underground aka Deep DUDU

They really are in deep DUDU

Today I traveled unencumbered as I pleased, went to the River and discharged fire arms and hung out with friends,I had a BBQ sandwich and drank a cold bottle of beer. I recall thinking "is this a great country or what?".

These poor timid souls at DU aren't worthy of this nation.

59 posted on 09/30/2006 4:26:41 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Deeper Underground Democratic Underground aka Deep DUDU.]

ROFLOL - Priceless!
60 posted on 09/30/2006 4:27:11 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
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