DUmmie FUnnies 09-30-06 ("In Case I Disappear"---William Rivers Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 30, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Welsh Rabbit]

I saw this yesterday and figured you'd probably pick it up. It's sad seeing a guy his age entertaining fantasies about being a secret underground revolutionary who is targeted by the government. I'll bet he's given a lot of thought to the tedious tomes he'd write in his martyrdom behind bars, which would be smuggled out and become the intellectual backbone of the great liberal revolt....

[Ditter]

Pitt is certainly a 'no body' but you must admit, he is "out STANDING in his field".

(Wish I had a picture of that guy standing in the 'tall grass' to post here.

[ilovew]

**there is always suicide**

Yes...yes, there is. Don't let me stop you.

[gate2wire]

In Case I Disappear...

This is as far as I got...BWAHAhahahaha...

[Charles Henrickson]

In Case I Disappear

Down the Memory Pitt!

[ilovew]

**When I try to tell people in my family, many of them think I've gone over the edge**

Hmmm...I can't imagine why. Concentration camps...fascism...9/11 as a conspiracy...it all sounds perfectly rational to me.

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 30! Pitt will only disappear if he gets arrested for snogging musk oxen!

[Charles Henrickson]

I have been told a thousand times at least . . .

At LEAST!

. . . to watch my back.

I thought John Kerry had your back.

[Charles Henrickson]

"Be careful," people always tell me.

. . . as I stagger precariously out of Bukowski's.

[steve-b]

I'll bet he's given a lot of thought to the tedious tomes he'd write in his martyrdom behind bars, which would be smuggled out and become the intellectual backbone of the great liberal revolt....

Intellectual backbone? More like HAMbone!

[JerseyDvl]

I was thinking fondly of the FUnnies when I saw this DUmmy thread yesterday.
I knew it wouldn't get past you PJ-C!
Thanks for the weekend laughs.

[AmeriBrit]

Obviously the last smidgen of grey matter between his ears has finally evaporated. He needs locking up but not at Gitmo, a padded cell and very high doses of medication or shock treatments would be more fitting.

[Not A Snowbird]

Thanks, PJ!

They're going to be shocked and surprised when they lose the election in November and again in 2008 and.... nothing happens to them.

[Charles Henrickson]

A running joke between my mother and me is that she has a "safe room" set up for me in her cabin in the woods, in the event I have to flee because of something I wrote or said.

Pitt enters the DUmmie Protection Program:

[cripplecreek]

We used to have a very large mental hospital in Yipsilanti Michigan but the democrats got ahold of the keys and released the patients into the wild.

[ilovew]

**Anyone that has posted here, even logged on here. Anyone who has said a less than flattering word about the current administration. Anyone who attended a rally against the war. Anyone who had a Kerry bumpersticker on their car or dared to vote for him. All of us here in the DU community are now at risk. We can be arrested without any probable cause, whisked off to Gitmo or even worse and kept there until we die without our families having any information.**

Absolutely. I just wish we'd go ahead and do it since you've been saying that for the last six years...

[Doctor Raoul]

If Bush is such an evil, ruthless dictator, why isn't Pitt pushing up daisies like would happen in Castro's Cuba, Pol Pot's Cambodia, Mao's China or other communist paridise Pitt adores if he attacked their leadership?

That he's alive, that he's walking around free and can make such a stupid statement is a self-diagnosis of Bush Derangement Syndrome.

A side effect of BDS is that tinfoil grows out of your scalp. Pitt must be Mister Shiny Bright about now.

[steveegg]

I have been told a thousand times at least ... to watch my back.

I thought it was "wash my back". No wonder why the patronage at Bukowski's is down.

[cripplecreek]

Only a DUmmie who's sure the government is watching him would run to a secluded place in the woods to avoid being "disappeared".

[Doctor Raoul]

Anyone who attended a rally against the war.

YEp, Cheney and Rove followed all of them home...and buggered their cats too!