DUmmie FUnnies 09-11-06 ("The Path To 9/11" Enrages Left-Wing Blogosphere)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 11, 2006 | DUmmies, KOmmies, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

But, actually `06 is ssssssooooooooooo minor compared to `08.

The DUmmies are already trying to soften the blow of their upcoming Great Disappointment this November.

[MindBender26]

>they are not scared of the left and quite frankly we have not given them any damn reason to fear us. They are calling our bluff, us stupid, they are telling you, I me and everyone on the left that we are not organized sane enough, not committed mature and "off-welfare" enough and not unified hygienic enough.

[Ignatz]

Who has become the new mouthpiece spewing out these lies about the greatest President we ever had since Jimmy Carter?

Saying Bill Clinton was the greatest president since Jimmy Carter is like saying Jeffrey Dahmer was the greates serial killer since Ted Bundy.

[nina0113]

Does that mean I need to take the DUmmies seriously?

Never. But it might liven up their demonstrations! It's actually illegal to wear a mask at a demonstration (goes back to Klan days), but AFAIK, it's never enforced. I've had fun taunting the black-masked anarchists with "Cowards cover their faces!"

[NRA1995]

ANY AND ALL THREATS OF BOYCOTT MUST BE FOLLOWED THROUGH UPON! NO RETREAT NO SURRENDER!!!

Followed through upon?

[Charles Henrickson]

Who has become the new mouthpiece spewing out these lies about the greatest President we ever had since Jimmy Carter?

This has GOT to be a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!

[Paradox]

The DUmmies are already trying to soften the blow of their upcoming Great Disappointment this November.

Yep. The Democrats are in a bind, anything short of taking over both houses of Congress will be a dissapointment. Failing to take over at least one house will have them running for the nearest bridge. They just don't know how to play the game of lowered expectations, do they..

[Charles Henrickson]

When we retake Congress. . . .

John Kerry will be snowboarding in hell.

[BJClinton]

Who has become the new mouthpiece spewing out these lies about the greatest President we ever had since Jimmy Carter?

I'm calling shenanigans on this post. Which FReeper troll posted this? Private message me so you don't lose your posting privileges at the DUmpster. That was rich.

[Charles Henrickson]

boycott the rodent. . . .

That's asking a lot from benburch.

[Charles Henrickson]

IT HAS KARL ROVE'S FINGERPRINTS ALL OVER. . . .

THE ROVENESS OF ROVE
Tune: "The Wonder of You"

When no one else can make decisions,
When all opponents are afraid--
One man has might that can't be measured,
Nor can the strength of Rove be weighed.

From his perfect storms he likes to throw
His lightning bolts like Jove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.

When he says "Jump!" the press says "How high?"
They kneel before him, kiss his ring;
He sees all, knows all, and controls all;
He has his puppets on a string.

I'll watch the DUmmie Ants get caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness,
The Roveness of Rove.

(music, then big finish)

I'll watch the DUmmie Ants get caught up in
The tangled web he wove;
That's the Roveness--
The Roveness of Rove!

[Petronski]

Google up the name Michael Scheuer. He ran the CIA's Bin Laden unit.

Better yet, listen to Mark Levin tonight, I have no doubt he'll repeat the information from last week on this topic.

[Charles Henrickson]

ABC / DISNEY SHOWED THEIR TRUE HAND BY SHOWING THIS PROPAGANDA FILM FOR THE BUSH ADMIN AND THE GOP AT A MOST DESPERATE TIME LEADING UP TO THE ELECTIONS. THE GOP IS BANKRUPT. DURING THEIR REIGN THEY HAVE TURNED OUR GOVERNMENT INTO A CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE. BUSH AND CHENEY HAVE ATTACKED AMERICA ON EVERY LEVEL ... INCLUDING 911 AND HAVE SENT US INTO AN ILLEGAL WAR OF AGGRESSION ON A PACK OF LIES AND DISTORTIONS. THE AMERICAN PUBLIC SHOULD BE BESIDE THEMSELVES WITH ANGER THAT THEIR GOVERNMENT HAS NOT ONLY TURNED THEIR BACKS ON THEM BUT HAS ACTUALLY ATTACKED THEM WITH PROPAGANDA, LIES, AND PLANES.

THIS IS A CAPITAL OFFENSE!

[Charles Henrickson]

I think this is my first Trifecta DUFU featuring DUmmies, KOmmies, AND HUffies.

It's a . . .

PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!

[samiam1972]

You are so GOOD! I've always hated that song but am now thinking of adding it to my Top10 list! ;o)

[hattend]

And another

[Gordongekko909]

[cripplecreek]

That's the one. Now imagine if she had grown up in American society.

[AirForce-TechSgt]

OT

21 years ago today I stepped of the bus and in The Blue at Lackland AirForce base Texas. It has been my pleasure to serve this Great Country for the last 21 years and plan on doing so for some time to come. Enlistment date 11Sep1985

[KosmicKitty]

Let's face it. It's easier to declare war on a mouse than on a terrorist.

Who has become the new mouthpiece spewing out these lies about the greatest President we ever had since Jimmy Carter?

Especially when you're this delusional!