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DUmmie FUnnies 08-24-06 (Bill Maher Beats The Impeachment Drum)
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| August 24, 2006
| Bill Maher, HUffies, and PJ-Comix
Posted on 08/24/2006 6:28:43 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Darkwolf377
Bill Maher is a failed comic who pitched a TV show idea, which a cable network accepted. They hired writers to tell him everything he believes, and the DUmmies now think he's a genius. He was once arguing with a pro-lifer about the partial birth ban on "Politically Incorrect." I think it was Falwell...anyway, the pro-lifer asked why the unborn has no right to life, much less a right to not be killed with a scissors in its brain, but the minute they're born on American soil they have all the rights and freedoms anyone could wish for.
Maher's answer? "Because they're unborn." He answered it the way you'd say "Because they're firemen" if somebody you really hated asked you why a bunch of guys in fire hats were getting off a fire truck and running into a burning house. Just dripping with derision and an "I'm sooooo smart" smug look on his face.
Yeah, I thought, what a genius. Click!
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:00:50 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
To: PJ-Comix
I've deputized Alessandra here to take care of it.
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:01:07 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
To: PJ-Comix
One of my favorites also. That and "Cat Fud." Of course, picking a favorite Gary Larson cartoon is like choosing which one of your kids you love the most...
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:02:39 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
To: PJ-Comix
What was the loud noise, though? Did the HUFFies get all huffy at you and set a depth charge in your PC?
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:02:56 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
To: PJ-Comix
No, I think that one was "Boy, Did I Get Wrong Number" with Hope and Phyllis Diller. :-)
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:04:10 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
To: Xenalyte
SCHWING!!! My jus primae are already noctising!
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:11:45 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Close call. You could have ended up like
benburch....
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:11:52 AM PDT
by
steve-b
("Creation Science" is to the religous right what "Global Warming" is to the socialist left.)
To: PJ-Comix
About the only Politically INcorrect thing ever said on the show was when he and Dinesh D'Souza, I believe, agreed that the 9-11 terrorists weren't cowards; Bill followed up saying that WE were cowards for firing missiles remotely. Which of course led to his expulsion from ABC--liberal networks suddenly get all flag-waving when it comes to threats to their bottom line.
Politically Incorrect is, in fact, the place I would point someone who wanted to know what the PC line is at any given time. Just listen to the applause--when the liberal crowd cheers and claps, that's the PC stamp of approval.
To: steve-b
Yeah, I remember that. However this is the first time that ever happened to me. Somehow the electrical spark climbed up my cable wire and made that snapping sound at the back of the modem. Fortunately, no damage but it did worry me there for a bit.
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:14:17 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: Mr. Silverback
That's a great example. Maher is always doing that "BECAUSE< that's why!" thing and getting easy applause from the audience for it. I wonder if he's still the last man in America who does that "HELLOOOOO!" thing.
Maher is a liberal who claims he's a libertarian because that makes him "Politically Incorrect," yet he just coincidentally hates every single thing the Republicans stand for, and when he dumps on Democrats it's because they screwed up implementing something they and he want to happen.
Bill Maher is as PC as you can get. I mean, if he was Politically Incorrect, why do the liberals love him?
To: Xenalyte
![](http://www.nps.gov/wapa/indepth/extContent/wapa/guides/offensive/images/fig24.jpg)
After surviving a nasty depth charging, Captain P.J. Comix (at periscope) brings
USS Little Beaver to periscope depth to reacquire the enemy fleet. Good Hunting, Captian Comix! This newsreel has been a production of Movie-Tone News!
Also, I vote that the Huffington Post idiots be referred to as "Huffers."
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:16:40 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
To: PJ-Comix
BTW, that's the perfect Bill picture--he has that contemptuous look on his face, he's yapping, and being overly dramatic about whatever completely politically correct point he's trying to get people to think is shockingly non-PC.
To: PJ-Comix
My first thought was, "She'd probably be really hot if she sctaped that white and black crap off her face."
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:18:03 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
To: Darkwolf377
Thank you. It's one of my favorite examples of lib "reasoning."
I wonder if he's still the last man in America who does that "HELLOOOOO!" thing.
Other than a flamingly gay voiceover on some shampoo commercial. I can't remember the brand, but the tagline is "Get Hairapy." Every time the guy criticizes some woman's hair, he says "Helllooooo!" and then names the color code of the shampoo bottle that will solve her problem. He sounds like Paul Lynde with a bad attitude.
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:26:31 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
To: PJ-Comix
sctaped=scraped
Love her hair, though.
And congrats on the newsbusters coup, BTW.
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:27:38 AM PDT
by
Mr. Silverback
(NewsMax gives aid and comfort to the enemy-- http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1642052/posts)
To: Darkwolf377
Thanx. It took me at least a half hour of searching to find just the right pic of Maher. Most of the rest of the photos online were carefully staged studio shots.
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:28:05 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
I figured you might go for the exotica. (Petra is doing a photo shoot in Bimini, or I'd have called her.)
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posted on
08/24/2006 11:46:52 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(No movie shall triumph over "Snakes on a Plane.")
To: PJ-Comix
Hmm. Still works for me.
Try searching Youtube for:
CRACK MONKEY!!!!
It's a 7 second clip.
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posted on
08/24/2006 12:07:24 PM PDT
by
weegee
(Remember "Remember the Maine"? Well in the current war "Remember the Baby Milk Factory")
To: PJ-Comix
We're talking a smackdown of Judge Judy-esque proportions. Au contraire my soon-to-be-outraged little DUmmy. We're talking a smackdown of Judge Riggs when an appeals court overturns her dangerous decision in favor of terrorism and allows the Commander in Chief's intel agencies to resume surveillance of our enemy's plans to murder millions of Americans.
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posted on
08/24/2006 12:08:35 PM PDT
by
epow
To: Charles Henrickson
Ahh yes, the old "pressure to resign" ploy. It didn't work on Rummy. But you dummies just go ahead and try it.
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