DUmmie FUnnies 02-08-06 ("For the love of God, her life WAS political" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 8, 2006 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Her favorite color?

Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!

[Charles Henrickson]

This whole thing is just so much stinking bullshit.

Aww, Pitt's thread today isn't THAT bad.

Oh wait! That's YOU, Pitt! You're talking about the accusations of "politicizing." OK, now I get it.

Never mind.

[Charles Henrickson]

so much stinking bullshit.

So much stinking Bull Pitt.

[Fenris6]

My wife is a moderate Dem and is trying to figure out what the hell Dems think they gain from this kind of behaivor?

Seriously. I know there are alot of cute answers, but I'd like to figure out why they think this plays well for them.

Anyone?

[Charles Henrickson]

[Yeah, everybody was there, especially Bill Clinton, for entirely noble reasons. . . .]

"ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! Yes, people, I know you love ME!"

[Petronski]

If someone doesn't puke in my casket, they didn't do it right, imho!

Better than that, I'll wager they crap on your headstone too.

[Charles Henrickson]

[Yeah, everybody was there, especially Bill Clinton, for entirely noble reasons. . . .]

"Oh, I know! I love me too!"

[Charles Henrickson]

[Yeah, everybody was there, especially Bill Clinton, for entirely noble reasons. . . .]

"If you take any of my minutes, I SWEAR I'm telling
Bush where you hid the silverware!"

[Petronski]

Did the big rally down in DC wind up driving BushCo from office and installing John Kerry as President?

You bet it did!

Twice!

[Charles Henrickson]

Does it really suprise anybody that William Rivers "Pied Piper" Pitt has melodramatically glommed onto the Coretta Scott King funeral in order to draw attention to the most important person in the world---himself?

As is true of Slick Willie, so it is with Wee Willie: He wants to be "the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral."

[Charles Henrickson]

A funeral is not the place for partisan pot-shots.

Gee, ya THINK?! In the real world, no, a funeral is not the place for partisan potshots. But in the Warped World of Wellstone Democrats and DUmmies, they are not below sinking to such a low and tacky level.

[alarm rider]

Well, perhaps yesterday was the day that everything finally changed.

The democrat party, as currently represented by this collection of bitter, Godless, souless, dimwitted, clueless, bile-spewing, disrespectful, Socialist, disgruntled, and misguided losers can never be allowed back into power until they clean-up and purge themselves of this kind of thing.

They are over the top on blatant navel-gazing stupidity.

The lines are clearly drawn, and they held the marker that drew them.

[Charles Henrickson]

A funeral is not the place for partisan pot-shots.

Except in Democratic Even-Before-They're-Underground.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Wild Bull of the Pompous.

The Comeback Id.

You are too dang good.

[Charles Henrickson]

For a warmonger at the funeral of a PEACE activist. He should have respected the King Legacy and stayed away.

Are you referring to Clinton, the Conqueror of Kosovo and Bomber of Aspirin Factories?

[mikrofon]

Her life was about politics - the politics of freedom and the politics of equality

"The Politics of DNCing"

[Charles Henrickson]

I want an over the top Irish wake. I want stories told and much laughter and commradery.

Don't worry, all the comrades and fellow travelers will be there.

If someone doesn't puke in my casket, they didn't do it right, imho!

Get Pitt there. He can stagger over after a bender at Bukowski's and be ready to go.

[daybreakcoming]

Preceded by another eveeel democrat Robert Kennedy.(RIP)

n October 10, 1963, U.S. Attorney General Robert F. Kennedy committed what is widely viewed as one of the most ignominious acts in modern American history: he authorized the Federal Bureau of Investigation to begin wiretapping the telephones of the Reverend Martin Luther King Jr. Kennedy believed that one of King's closest advisers was a top-level member of the American Communist Party, and that King had repeatedly misled Administration officials about his ongoing close ties with the man.

[Charles Henrickson]

I have no idea why Hillary spoke. None. After watching her speak, I still had no further clue as to why she spoke. . . . She sure isn't the speaker her husband, or anyone else who was there, is. That same intonation she uses for every engagement. . . .

Hey, it is that dreary soporific monotone that is going to . . . um . . . you know . . . pave the way to Republican victory in 2008! The Rove has so decreed.

[kevkrom]

I finally managed to look up Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Dress Up Like Gay Cowboys:

Mamas, Don't Let Your Babies Dress Up Like Gay Cowboys

Progs ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold.
They'd rather give you a screed than diamonds or gold.
Large "gay-pride" banners and tired ol' cliches,
And each night begins a new day.
If you don't understand him, an' he don't die young,
He'll prob'ly just write away.

Mamas, don't let your babies dress up like gay cowboys.
Don't let 'em write weblogs or go to teach-ins.
Let 'em be pollsters and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your babies dress up like gay cowboys.
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they love.

Progs like smokey bathhouses and have hung-over mornings,
Little warm gerbils and minors and boys of the night.
Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do,
Sometimes won't know how to take him.
He does wrong, he's... um... "different" and his pride won't let him
Do things to make you think he can write.

Mamas, don't let your babies dress up like gay cowboys.
Don't let 'em write weblogs or go to teach-ins.
Let 'em be pollsters and lawyers and such.
Mamas don't let your babies dress up like gay cowboys.
'Cos they'll never stay home and they're always alone.
Even with someone they love.