DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-06 ("I've got IT!"---DUmmie Finds BRILLIANT Way To Defeat GOP)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2006 | DUmmie Genius Up2Late, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Amityschild]

I'm speechless. The Democrats tell GOOD lies. This line out shadowed all the other nonsense in the thread. Well, the next two days should be particularly entertaining!

Thanks PJ for all you do!

[MichiganConservative]

WTF? Is that thing male or female? It has breasts and a beard!

[beckysueb]

This whole idea of his is so idiotic, it will have the ant mill running in circles again. I can just hear it. Are you a Republican? Yes. But you're a liar so how do I know you really are a Republican? Ok I'm a Democrat. No you're not, you're a liar. LOL

[beckysueb]

Hey, DUmmie! Look up onus probandi in your Funk & Wagnall's, you anus probatus.

Ok I got the anus part but I just have to ask. Whats a probatus?

[kevkrom]

Ok I got the anus part but I just have to ask. Whats a probatus?

In this context, I'd guess "benburch" is.

[beckysueb]

Got it. LOL

[Charles Henrickson]

Yes, we might lose a few Democrats along the way, GOOD!

"Yeah, I might lose a few pounds along the way. GOOD!"
--Karen Carpenter

[beckysueb]

Well you all have a good day. I'm off to tell some lies.

[NRA1995]

This whole idea of his is so idiotic, it will have the ant mill running in circles again.

You mean they have moments when they AREN'T running in circles?

[Charles Henrickson]

probatus?

Passive participle, if that gives you a clue. "Probed," in this context. So kevkrom got the picture.

[Charles Henrickson]

I say Good riddens to them.

OOH! That'll show 'em! You really gave them their comeuppens.

[Charles Henrickson]

They are a taint on the Democratic party.

I thought that was Monica's dress.

[Paradox]

We need to STOP explaining how what we say is the truth, because what they say is ALL Lies,

LOL! This is hilarious! "We don't have to support what we say because everything said by those who disagree with us is a LIE." This circular reasoning is infantile at best.

In fact, however, this pretty much sums up how the liberals have tried to argue, since the facts aren't very much on their side. They dont argue the facts, the argue that those opposed to them are "poo poo" heads. I mean seriously, look at who their heros are today. Castro, Chavez, Sheehan, Moore.. Some really despicable people, but as long as the Bash Bush, they are buddies! That would be like us embracing David Duke. Heck, even some people who are respected by many conservatives get a regular bashing here on FR by many of us, guys like Pat Robertson for example, for saying stupid stuff.

Liberalism is not just a cult, it is a Religion..

[Mr. Silverback]

Message for DUmmie Up2Late:

[Charles Henrickson]

The Democratic party: The party of the Truth.

The Democratic party: The party of the Froth.

[Charles Henrickson]

Everybody knows Republicans lie about everything.

Well then, I guess your job is done! All our Congress are belong to you.

Oh, wait! There's that Diebold thing, isn't there. . . .

[NeoCaveman]

Name calling is not a strategery.

[kevkrom]

So, for 2008: The Democratic party: The party of the Truth.

Talk about your rose-colored lenses (and hence, the quote color).

If the 'rats -- the party of Bill Clinton -- want to run on "truth" and "honesty" in 2008, we'll crush them almost as badly as if they run on national defense.

[Charles Henrickson]

Everyone knows, but still, it's not said often enough what liars they are.

In fact, you haven't said even ONCE one specific thing the Republicans are lying ABOUT!

[Charles Henrickson]

All Politicians lie in one way or another, the difference is, Democrats do it (or should) for the greater good. . . .

I can see it now. . . . Big billboards, everywhere:

ALL DEMOCRATS ARE GOOD LIARS!