DUmmie FUnnies 10-17-05 (Filmmakers Admit They Needed DeLay Indictment To End Movie)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 17, 2005 | Elaine Wolff, Mark Birnbaum, Jim Schermbeck, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

PUKE OF EARLE
Tune: "Duke of Earl"

Puke, Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle

Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke . . .

As lies to make you ill
Nothing can top the Puke of Earle
And you, you are sure to hurl
And no one can blame you, oh no

Yes, he, oh he'll cause excitement, oh oh
Getting an indictment
'Cause he's the Puke of Earle
So hey yea yea yeah

Evidence--who needs it?
He'll find a jury, shopping around
They'll be in a movie
If an indictment they'll hand down

Yes, he, oh he'll cause excitement, oh oh
Getting an indictment
'Cause he's the Puke of Earle
So hey yea yea yeah

Puke, Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle

Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke . . .

Yes, he, oh he'll cause excitement, oh oh
Getting an indictment
'Cause he's the Puke of Earle
So hey yea yea yeah

Puke, Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle

Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke, Puke of Earle
Puke, Puke . . .

[Morgan's Raider]

I wonder how much of the backing for this Michael Moore wannabee knock-off can be traced to the George Soros/Peter Lewis/Steven Bing triumverate?

[PJ-Comix]

WOW! You need to send that Puke of Earle song to Rush!

[CAluvdubya]

Puke of Earle! You're in top form today Charles!

[Charles Henrickson]

WOW! You need to send that Puke of Earle song to Rush!

I just now sent it to Rush and to Paul Shanklin. I doubt they'll use. They seem to only use their own stuff. (Although I'm told Rush did read my "Palm Beach Pokey" on the air back about five years ago.)

[SCALEMAN]

PUKE OF EARLE

Nice Charles

[rockrr]

You're having too much fun with this!

[Deetes]

Republicans dark lighting from under the face ... Rats bright white light from the top .... okay.....

[Charles Henrickson]

Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle

Travesty County DA Ronnie Earle, as in, "Travesty of justice."

[Charles Henrickson]

Birnbaum and Schermbeck already had finished and screened one version of the story, The Big Buy. . . .

. . . but now it will be retitled, "The Big Lie."

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . but are now filming a new ending.

Will it have a newsbabe reporterette paddling a canoe in three inches of water?

[Charles Henrickson]

Mark Birnbaum: What happened was that my friend, Bart Weiss, who runs the Dallas Video Festival, . . . called us and said, You guys have been working on this film for two years, finish it! I'll give you the closing film spot at the festival. . . .

OK, we'll retitle it, "DUmmie Does Dallas."

[Charles Henrickson]

Ronnie Earl has done what he set out to do. He at one point in the film raises his hand and points, and he says, It's my job to point in the direction of the hill that needs to be taken.

Ronnie Earle belongs in the direction of a DUnghill.

[Charles Henrickson]

I gotta say that the story we sought to tell was not exactly dramatic . . .

. . . but it is rather aromatic.

[Charles Henrickson]

we switched our stylistic approach to the story to make it a crime story, a noir film: a lot of shots of the capitol at night, which looks kind of menacing. And we started shooting our interviews at night with one bulb on the desk kind of look. And that lent an appropriate feel to the story. Ronnie Earle was pursuing a crime, a number of crimes, that had been committed.

"This is the county, Travesty County. I'm a jerk here, I carry a grudge. My name's Earle. It was dark and kind of menacing in Travesty County. We were working the night watch out of Comedy. . . ."

[Charles Henrickson]

Now that were re-doing the end of the film, we'd like very much for Mr. DeLay to sit for an interview. . . .

Good luck with that.

[Charles Henrickson]

Our last film, Larry v. Lockney. . . .

Your next film ought to be Larry v. Curly.

[Charles Henrickson]

What do you think Ronnie Earle's three greatest political skills are?

Grand jury shopping, evidence creation, and movie acting.

[Charles Henrickson]

Have you heard why he said he wants to be cremated?

Because he wants to make an ash of himself?

He's doing a pretty good job of that already.