Potential Republican Crack-Up

[NicknamedBob]

The only weather problem I have at the moment is a bit of humidity. I'll take it.

[Monkey Face]

Er...no...*hanging head* See, I tried to post something in red yesterday with 7 point type and all i got was a blank space...like what I thought you posted.

[Monkey Face]

Still sunny and warm here...:o]

[NicknamedBob]

I checked that post of yours, 'Face.

You changed the typeface, and then I read the command to change back, but there was no comment in between!

[Monkey Face]

Welldang...back to the drawing board. Or the oatmeal recipe...

[sionnsar]

Here too. But I don't have a pool to go to, am unwilling to deal with the "swimmer's itch" from the local lake, and besides... unlike you, I have to go to work tomorrow. I might even get to meet my new boss, if he ever shows up.

[sionnsar]

Welldang...back to the drawing board. Or the oatmeal recipe...

May I suggest the drawing board? I OD'ed on the latter as a boy.

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

Actually, if I could, I would love to go back to work. Sadly, I can't even be trained without becoming physically ill again. :o[

[NicknamedBob]

My advice ... write your comment, leaving at least one mispelled word, then use the spell function and accept the corrections.

Now you can adjust the font size and color without losing the formatted structure.

I use this procedure all the time when I post my poems.

[Monkey Face]

I hated oatmeal, eggs and macaroni and cheese when I was a kid. I just wouldn't eat.

Now, I eat it all. Just...not together..

[Monkey Face]

Would you FReepmail that to me, so I can print it out? Otherwise, it will go into the ether and be lost forever...

[NicknamedBob]

Yeah, I can picture you standing in front of the food replicator on the Enterprize, requesting "oatmeal, eggs and macaroni and cheese" and I can just see the smoke coming out of the unit ...

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

"And could I have a glass of Asti Spumanti with that?"

[sionnsar]

Ouch. I much more than merely sympathise... on my father's side it seems that retirement is the real killer of the men in the family. Like my father (who's technically "retired" from industry and clergy both, but who keeps on working in both areas), I intend to keep on working as long as I am able.

[Monkey Face]

Yah, that was my dream, too. But CFIDS took care of a lot of things so I have what's left after CFIDS got done with me.

It's still hard to adjust.

[NicknamedBob]

"... FReepmail that to me, so I can print it out ..."

Wait a minute!!! I know you can drag and drop. Just highlight a section of text and press Ctrl C.

Then open a word processor program, and start a new document. Now press Ctrl V, and the text will be pasted into the document.

At this point, you can save it, or print it out.

[sionnsar]

I'm re-learning oatmeal (but at my age it will never replace good grits!). Eggs have been fine always. But mac and cheese is on my growing dislike list -- along with almost everything pasta.

[Monkey Face]

???

You took twice the time to write that than it would have taken for you to FReepmail me. I can't follow oatmeal instructions today. I can't spel today. I can't remember things.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*sob-sob* (I'm tellin'.)

[Monkey Face]

I never cook pasta all the way through. I like it "al dente" because it takes longer to digest that way. And it HAS to be VERY cheesy.

And I love grits!

[Monkey Face]

I hate to do this kids, but I really have to go to bed. It was a busy day for me. Take care, all of you, and I'll see you tomorrow.